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infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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"Gone fishing."
[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!
your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]
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She raises good points. Points Will dismisses because he believes he knows better. And because he knows that he can behave just as poorly when he feels like it, if not worse.]
Okay. [Quiet, nearly defeated. Nearly.] But he's still mine. He's the only one left. It's just us, April, I'm not gonna throw him to the wolves. I can't.
[I am your only connection to Baltimore now. Your only connection to her. You are still that man, Will. Still the man who picks and chooses which wolves get to tear at the faces he has some attachment to.
Heavy is the self-imposed crown, and all.]
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[She leans forward to press her forehead against his. Dramaqueen. Even if it would be so super amazing to just forget the name and delete his cell from their contacts, love was compromise. So the man that liked poking tigers then writing books detailing how other people ended up getting mauled could keep coming to holiday dinner. And she could practice her fake review skills on his practice website.]
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His forehead bumps back against hers weakly, arms taking their place around her back.]
He'll survive if you don't, too. [That's what Baltimore does best, for the most part. But Dramaqueen's drama is starting to evaporate. The steam is running out.] And you'll survive either way because you've got a husband that loves you and a raccoon army willing to get rabies for the cause
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And seriously, Will. You gotta know freaking out at me on there? Waaay more of a kick in his balls than what I'm doing. I'm a mermaid vampire queen from Narnia on the internet. People'd fear him way more if I started being nice.
[She raises an eyebrow and lets her hands fall as she steps back, almost sad she'd given up that game. But it's important to Will, and while he'd gotta know it on one level it doesn't hurt to point it out. All the shit April said just got shrugged off. Her normally supportive husband drawing a line, though? Now that was a fact to take to the bank.]
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But, ugh, kick in his balls. God. If April never mentioned Frederick Chilton's balls again in any sort of context, Will could die a happy man. He tosses up a hand. Point made, enough, he gets it.]
You're right. Won't happen again. [Because if there's a next time he'll just do the actual smart thing that April did. Find her and discuss it where it can't be seen.] I promise.
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[ She wasn't going to care if it did, not at all. But with the wedding vows had come the obligation to tell him. So. That was done. ]
If you try to seduce Jeff into not plus one-ing me, I wanna watch.
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You just want Jeff and I all over each other for your eyes and your eyes only.
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[Which she helped to deprive him of. So helping. See how good she can be, too?]
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If I want? [So incredulous, borderline hurt he is as he moves to close any gap.] You think I'm tempted? By Jeff?
[He is Wounded by the mere hypothetical accusation. How poorly she thinks of him, he sees now, casually draping his arms over her shoulders.]
That's not. Mm. [Not gonna fly!!!] I can't let you leave until I've made certain you know I'm not looking at anybody else but you.