infomodder: stop asking my favorite scary movie (hello this is dramatic doge)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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ic contact 2 mask or menace




"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]
aggressiveapathy: (invisible)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2016-03-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He's got a book deal and a hot girlfriend. He'll survive if I say mean things on the internet.

[She leans forward to press her forehead against his. Dramaqueen. Even if it would be so super amazing to just forget the name and delete his cell from their contacts, love was compromise. So the man that liked poking tigers then writing books detailing how other people ended up getting mauled could keep coming to holiday dinner. And she could practice her fake review skills on his practice website.]
aggressiveapathy: (skeptical anger)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2016-03-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But it makes the rage less.

And seriously, Will. You gotta know freaking out at me on there? Waaay more of a kick in his balls than what I'm doing. I'm a mermaid vampire queen from Narnia on the internet. People'd fear him way more if I started being nice.

[She raises an eyebrow and lets her hands fall as she steps back, almost sad she'd given up that game. But it's important to Will, and while he'd gotta know it on one level it doesn't hurt to point it out. All the shit April said just got shrugged off. Her normally supportive husband drawing a line, though? Now that was a fact to take to the bank.]
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868511)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2016-03-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[ She wasn't going to care if it did, not at all. But with the wedding vows had come the obligation to tell him. So. That was done. ]

If you try to seduce Jeff into not plus one-ing me, I wanna watch.
aggressiveapathy: (shy smile)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2016-03-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, you can be for my eyes only if you want. Jeff's got to bring in the money. He takes up all the bathroom with his product.

[Which she helped to deprive him of. So helping. See how good she can be, too?]