ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[textualhealing]

Honestly idk anything about them other than they rly like meat, they're scary as shit and can probably kill.
But I'm sure everything will be ok. They seem p ok just sitting out there.
He says they're guarding...

[infomodder]

so
make sure to toss out a bunch of meat once or twice a day
they'll be happy with that?

[textualhealing]

Sure. That's how dogs work, right?
I can show you them, if you want. You can see them with the right glasses.

[infomodder]

[Inwardly having a freak out because SUPER SPECIAL DOGGIES]

sure
watching them from a window works with the glasses yeah?

[textualhealing]

Yeah. They're still not super obvious to see sometimes, but you can keep a good enough watch on them.
Hopefully if they do choose to murder me, it'll be in my sleep.

[infomodder]

no one in this house is dying while April is gone

[He will figure out a way to put down a hell dog if he has to, so help him.]

[textualhealing]

But I'm ok to die after she's back, right?

[infomodder]

[Only if Will does it tbh.]

no

[textualhealing]

Oh.

[He's had enough of dying, anyway. Once is plenty.]

You doing any of that war effort bullcrap?

[infomodder]

yes and no
not going off in a group
nothing like that
somebody has to stay behind
if everyone runs off
we're leaving home vulnerable and abandoned
i love my home here
i want it standing
and i'm not suited to much else so
that's my plan

[textualhealing]

A fine plan. Was probably gonna do that myself.
But. I'm flying out later.
So I figured you should probably know that.

[infomodder]

and leaving me on hell pup duty
is this because i brought home the birds?

[Jeff. He didn't know you cared this much.]

[textualhealing]

Yes. Possibly. Altho Idk if they're gonna try and follow me.
The birds are creep as shit tho.

[infomodder]

the birds can be reasoned with and aren't a lethal threat tho

[textualhealing]

Apparently the dogs aren't either!
But who can rly trust what Lucifer says?
No one, is the answer.

[infomodder]

but he trusts you with his dogs
says something
where are you going anyway

[textualhealing]

Guess so. Or maybe he trusts the dogs with me. Not sure which way it is.
Going to UN. Try and talk some sense into their pussy attitudes.

[infomodder]

could be both
probably best to ask him later
please refrain from calling them pussies to their faces

[textualhealing]

He said they know my scent. Which they do. Because I met Cujo before.
Gonna call them pussies. Maybe UN just needs to be called pussies.

[infomodder]

Cujo
suppose that's fitting
unlike calling the UN pussies
i have more faith in you than that

[textualhealing]

Ok fine I'm not really gonna call them pussies. I got others with me, think it's better to let them do most the talking. Probably wouldn't have even agreed to it if I'd known I had demon dogs to look after. Also if I'd known I'd have to do actual work.

[infomodder]

you have something solid and helpful to do
traveling isn't anything to sneeze at
might have a good time

[textualhealing]

I can't make a difference. Politicians don't listen.

[infomodder]

[YOU COME INTO HIS HOUSE...well, okay, technically he comes into his house every day because it's their house but. To say that when April's God knows where just pricks him like a thousand needles. Who else is going along? Are they all of the same thought process? Is it just gonna be hot air from people who do not give a shit while his wife is in danger?]

enjoy your flight

[textualhealing]

[Don't worry, bro, he'll try his hardest.]

Will.
This is the part where you tell me I'm gonna do great and that I'm super amazing at any task i turn my mind to.