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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

Probably EAR.
You'd better have a pile of treats if you go that route.

[brushoff]

I don't know what raccoons eat though!
Give me the runt of the litter, I'll train him instead. He can be renamed Jeeves.
(Please tell me you have one named Jeeves)

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No.
All the littlest ones were named by Abigail. April brought in some young ones to keep the old crew on their toes. And as a present, I think.

[Oh no, Dad sadness is invoked.]

She's been gone almost a month.
The runts are mine now.

[brushoff]

Hell. I didn't know that.

[ nice job stepping in it ]

Have you done the obligatory 'go out and get super drunk and sad'? Because if not, you've always got me to help enable terrible decisions.

[infomodder]

Hasn't been three months yet. That's our rule.

[Step in it did he ever because...]

I mostly stayed in her room for the first week. The sad part has been covered.

[brushoff]

Will, I'm your friend, so trust me when I say that you staying in her room sounds pathetic.
And kind of gross.

[infomodder]

That's grief for you.

[brushoff]

Let me take you out for a night on the town. We'll deal with grief in a more cliche manner that way.

[infomodder]

You'll have to give me time to get that suit cleaned.
How's Wednesday sound?

[The day Russia declares war and April is TAKEN isn't one Will could ever predict.]

[brushoff]

Wednesday's good with me!

[ it will probably not happen on Wednesday ]

[infomodder]

It's a date then.

[Nothing but more sadness will happen on Wednesday.]