ic contact 2 mask or menace

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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[He knows that feel. Some White people need to be put down like the poorly behaved dogs they are.]

Probably was talkin' out of his ass. Lots of people have hang ups over head doctors, as you call them. Bad experiences or just...bullshit they've bought into.

[Like if you only ever watched crime dramas and mental ward movies you would probably think psychiatrists are all power-hungry fucktrucks. The poor oppressed psychiatrists. With their degrees and their huge salaries.

And yes, Will makes a face at that last bit, unseen. Sure would suck if every doc was an evil sonofa? Try living in a world where that's the case.

...oh so that's where the stereotype comes from.]

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[Writes a letter to Santa, maybe he can take care of it. Dear Santa, how do you feel about murdering a man? There are space cookies in it for you.]

Yeah, yeah... Bullshit, yeah. [Head docs, Mike had never given them a single thought back home. Then he got stuck here. Opinion quickly formed.]

I don't think everybody here's dangerous, though. I mean, everybody I've met has probably been dangerous, but... Somebody's gotta be... not dangerous. Whole lot of imPorts. And shitty powers.

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[If Santa says no, there is always Krampus.]

Powers aren't what make people dangerous. Can change or add to the danger, but... [Mike's probably heard this particular Will Graham tone fifty times over by now. That thinking out loud, gears turning.] ...doesn't make any sense to draw us in if we don't have some capacity to be dangerous. Considering what's expected of us.

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[Oh no, not the Will Graham thinking out loud tone again.]

What about those kids? On the network. They're probably not dangerous.

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Which kids?

[Thinking kids can't be dangerous is, to Will, what makes them so dangerous. But he's curious who Mike means.]

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I don't know. The kids. Like... any of 'em. Why are they here? Did they come from worlds where everybody's a kid and there's little hero kids and little villain kids? Or did the gov save all the really kickass powers for kids so they'd have a chance?

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You're missing the part where we're kids to some of the people here, too. We've got immortals and other long-living creatures running around. Kids aren't out of place when you think about it.

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I don't want to think about it. Kids, immortal people... Who's dangerous, who's not dangerous... I don't really care. I just wanted to keep talkin'.

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[Is this a companionship thing Will done gone and make awkward? Whoops.]

Oh—hn. [Yes, very good way to make it not awkward, starting off with the semi-grunt "I fucked up" noise, gold star.] Doing anything for Christmas?

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[That's okay, Will, Mike probably should have gone with 'What's up?' instead of trying to talk about stuff he doesn't know or care about.]

Snowmen! I'm thinkin'. If it snows up here by then. I mean, I'm not gonna do 'em. [Totally mature grown man snicker.] Gonna make 'em. Use my brain power to move 'em around, make 'em toss snowballs at mall shoppers. I'll probably hang around as a dog so nobody suspects it's really me. What about you?

[Heels, sits, wags tail at.]

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[Mike that is harmlessly cute as shit. Good boy.]

Sitdown meals. More traditional than last year. Yours sounds like a lot of fun.

[More fun than traditional meals, possibly, judging by Will's tone.]

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Family time. [Mike commiserates.] Gettin' a tree and everything?

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We are, actually. Not the usual sort of tree, I'm sure, but something similar.

[Poor Will, stuck with family. Poor Mike, stuck without family. Such a double-edged sword.]

You got a tree?

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Palm tree? Like a small one?

[Ain't that life.]

No tree here. I'm a rebel. Gonna decorate some other stuff, though. Get into the uh... the spirit.

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[Heh, Mike gets a small laugh at the idea of a Christmas palm tree. Will's not even sure what they'll get but considering April is April it's bound to be...not traditional.]

Suppose that's what matters. Not what or how you decorate, just that you get into the spirit.

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[Evergreen clipped into the shape of a raccoon, maybe.]

Yep. Anyway, I'd better get goin'. [Wants to talk one moment, has to go the next.] Take care of yourself, Dances with Dogs.

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[HIGHLY POSSIBLE

Also whoa wow did he just get a special name is he one of Mike's people, wow. He should probably not reply with something like "You too, Comanche," though. Desperately white, that.]

You too, Mike. Have a merry Christmas.

[BETTER, BETTER.]

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[Yeah, in some places, talk like that will get you shot in the knee.]

You too. Your present will be at the shop so make sure to stop by there at the end of the month.

[If you're not dead then. :(]

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You didn't — I —

[don't know what to say to that!!! apparently. Damn it, Mike!]

April and I are going out of town for New Year's. But if you stop by any time in January, I'll have something waiting for you too.

[He'll get better :(]

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[Dude, Will, it's just a Christmas present and friendship and shit.]

Okay. January. I'll call you again then and... we can see when our schedules line up.

[Packs band-aids and beard oil in with present. :(]

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Sounds good. See you around, Mike.

[The most bro of all bros :C]