ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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text ; backdated to some point before his port out

[khajidont]

[Attached: IMG.]

My friend dressed his dog as his spaceship for halloween and I MISSED it. Look at how cute she is

[Will, come steal all of his friends' dogs]

[infomodder]

Whats hr name?

[calm down and text like you haven't just seen a dog]

[khajidont]

Mako! That's the name of their ship too.

So it's Mako dressed as the mako. I dogsit her sometimes. Next time I do you should come meet us at the park

And by you I mean Gunther

[infomodder]

[His first thought isn't Japanese; it's sharks. Go figure.]

Gunther and I are a team. It's both of us or nothing.

[khajidont]

I guess you can come too then. Gunther does okay with small dogs right? She's awfully small

[infomodder]

Yes. We have some small dogs.

[He won't mention one of them by name. She's not technically small, but she's of the smaller breed, and her sort-of-namesake caused plenty of trouble while she was in Heropa. Oh, if only he knew about Power Girl and Blue Beetle's efforts to find Freddie's killer, the places they could go.]

Name your time and place, Jaime. Gunther and his human will be there.

[khajidont]

Sweet

I'll let you know. And maybe one of these days we can do a headcount of all the imPorts with dogs. I'm pretty sure there's still three cats for every dog

[infomodder]

People assume cats are easier to deal with. People also frequently gravitate to taking the laziest course of action. Of course there are more cat owners.

[#PEOPLESUCK #TASTEOKAYTHO #DOGLYFE]

[khajidont]

Oh burn

[WILL!!!]

I didn't know you were so into that whole cat vs dog thing!

[infomodder]

I like cats just fine. We've got a couple. It's their people who present the problem, never the animals.

[but cat people is a great song anyway]

[khajidont]

Okay so what do you have against cat people? Just that a lot of them don't like dogs?

[infomodder]

There are too many videos of cats doing nothing special and not enough of dogs doing nothing special, for starters.

[The Internet is a difficult world for a dog lover, basically.]

[khajidont]

Seems to me like something you could probably fix single handedly

[infomodder]

You make a good point.

[He's a little wary of filming anything now, though he knows that will pass in time. Last incident with filming stuff did not turn out very favorably.]

But you forget I'm sort of old for all this Internet video stuff.

[khajidont]

Yeah see you say that but you actually text and junk. That qualifies you as being young enough to upload videos of your dogs onto the internet

Once you start calling about my nintendos and the facebooks I'll give you a pass

[infomodder]

The myspaces and the boygames and your fantasy cards.

[khajidont]

Nope your excuses are too late

I'll be expecting an account called doglover12345678 or something from you by the end of the week

[infomodder]

[oh jaime]

My account on that instagram clone we have is instagraham. Maybe I can just use that again.

[khajidont]

omg

Okay you need to take back your old man status. That's a better name than I could have come up with

[infomodder]

It's just another
what are they called

[Wally had a name for them...ah yes, the same one Abigail has for them.]

dad joke.

[khajidont]

I'm pretty sure my dad never jokes like that

I like it anyway

[THAT'S BC YOU HAVE A LAME SENSE OF HUMOUR, BUDDO]

[infomodder]

If your dad's ever made a joke you've groaned at, then you've heard a dad joke. That's what my son would do when I made them.
Suppose that means you've just matured much faster than most people your age.

[dad jokes are a sign of maturity because they are the brand of jokes that realizes there's hilarious beauty in the simplest of things and that's an old folks' revelation okay]

[khajidont]

Wait a second

your SON?

[infomodder]

Yes. Believe it or not, his name is Wally. Walter, but we call him Wally most of the time.

[someone help wally west from the dad imprinting that's bound to happen]

[khajidont]

Holy crap I had no idea you had a son back home

[...THAT MAKES WILL BEING DEAD EVEN SADDER.

It also makes his marriage to April here a lot more understandable to Jaime than it would be otherwise, because he would be fussing about infidelity, but eh. Whoever Will's married to back home is going to have to move on too.]

How old is he? No freckles and red hair right?