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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[cuff]

And then the little guy'd eat half the tinsel in the shot and i'd get blamed for it.

[infomodder]

Can't train him out of that?

[cuff]

He's a work in progress.

[infomodder]

If you need any help, I'm really good with dogs.

[cuff]

How good's really good, cause Ben's been on my case about the little twerp.

[infomodder]

Back home, I had a sort of adoption service. People'd drop off dogs they didn't want any more near my area. I'd take 'em in and clean 'em up, shots and medical if they needed it...easy as pie to get rid of the cute ones, I'm sure you'll understand. But some of the others didn't have a chance elsewhere, so they stayed around.

[He had seven dogs, he is super good with doggies.]

[cuff]

Is 'they stayed around' your way of sayin you told em all secretly they were your favorite and made room for em on the couch?

[infomodder]

[He makes an "ahhh" thinking it over drawl, and then:]

Replace couch with bed and, yeah, you've got a good idea of it.

[cuff]

That's about where I draw the line, but Dief's not a bed kinda wolf. Have to be grateful for that one.

[infomodder]

Probably a bit big for a bed buddy, huh? [Will didn't have that problem. For years, it was just him in a large enough bed that could be shared with furry friends. But he understands people who would have that problem—he did, after he got married.] Had a couple like that myself. Didn't even wanna get up on the couch. Not sure why.

[cuff]

Dief's got a thing for rearranging flowers, I stopped tryin to understand him on the first day. [ He's not even kidding, tho. Not. Even. Kidding. ] But you think they'd still go for the comfy stuff instead of checking out on the linoleum.

[infomodder]

[That sounds amazing though...]

I have a garden full of all types of flowers...how would he take to that, you think? Go nuts trying to rearrange them or just enjoy it?

[cuff]

[ Ahhhh hmm. ]

Im thinkin the first and then the second. Like the after effects of goin to a buffet.

[infomodder]

[Immediate:]

Bring him over.

[cuff]

[ DAW puppy sharing time. ]

Can do. And hey, have some snacks and he'll be your friend for life. He's as easy as it gets.

[infomodder]

No problem. I make all our dog food from scratch, so there's plenty of treats he can snag while he's over.

[cuff]

Then you got yourself a new best buddy. When d'you want me to bring him over? Cause i'm gonna take a wild guess here and say sooner rather than later.

[infomodder]

Whenever's good for you. I'm self-employed at the moment so I don't have a schedule to work around.

[cuff]

Hey, you and me both. We just got back from Canada, so give us a day to settle in and we'll come on by tomorrow? Afternoon, maybe?

[infomodder]

That'd be great. I'll shoot you directions ASAP.

[cuff]

Sounds good.

[infomodder]

Looking forward to it. See you then.

[And indeed, within a minute after he hangs up, Ray's got some damn nicely detailed directions to a private home in Heropa.]

[cuff]

[ Aawww yeah, u da best, Will. Not that he's shit at following directions or anything but A+ he will get there promptly. ]