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"Gone fishing."

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[ Of course Dorian's going to continue in his campaign to simultaneously try and win Will over to his side as well as try and get him in a fragile enough state of mind that he can convince Will to do something terrible if needs must. Really though, based on the fact that Yuri Petrov is back (urrrrrgh) and Toby now has some sort of empathetic bond bullshit with the werewolf he slept with/got killed by (urrrrrrgh), it's only proper planning to have a paranoid, mentally unstable FBI agent ace in the hole. He doesn't know what his coupe de grace will be with Will Graham, but it's going to be something that benefits him. Maybe he'll go after Drew? Maybe he'll go after Yuri...now wouldn't that be lovely, the two of them getting each other out of the way like that. Two men that Dorian's still having problems sorting out his feelings towards (because God forbid, he's actually starting to like Will Graham a bit) destroying each other and leaving him not to decide on anything at all.

Dorian's not at all wavering in the belief that he could twist Will around his fingers like this. He got Alan Campbell to dispose of a body back home, after all, he could do this. Be his paranoid attack dog, Will.

So hey, the morning of November 5th, when Toby's asleep in his room, Dorian gets everything together, shoves everything in a messenger bag, hops on his vespa (as pathetic as this sounds, it's less conspicuous than his bright red car), and drives out of the city limits, trying to find someplace private. A small little copse of trees off the side of the road serves his purpose as Dorian pulls off, parks the vespa behind some trees but still in sight and wanders further in. It's then that he takes off his left shoe, pulls out a butcher knife from his bag and slices off the toe closest to his baby toe. Ohhhhh that hurts. That hurts like a bitch. But it's easier to drive a vespa sans one toe than sans one finger. He'll still smell a little bit like blood when he gets back to the apartment in the evening, when Toby wakes up, but the toe should have grown back by then. He can come up with an excuse in five hours or so. He doesn't bother searing off the toe-prints because it's not like that's a thing, right? Besides, he has no idea of toe-prints work the same as fingerprints and honestly doubts Will's going to go round up everybody and check their toe prints (mostly because, to the best of his knowledge, Will hasn't said anything to anyone about his first gift yet. Rude.) Both the knife and the toe are rinsed off with a bottle of water, dried off with a dishrag that Dorian leaves in the middle of the woods (nice job, litterbug), and put back in the messenger bag, as Dorian put his shoes back on. He's so thankful he wore large combat boots today—not normally his style, but they provide plenty of room in the front for a lopped off toe to grow back.

The toe's packaged again in a plain white envelope, with 'To Will Graham' in the same handwriting on the front. This time though, a note's included with the package. It's handwritten, in flawless script, something that instantly pegs 'upper class education' or at least 'somebody who gives a damn about penmanship.' ]

Welcome back, Will Graham.
You brought one of your friends here with you.
Keep in mind that you're not useful if you're dead.
sincerely yours, a guardian angel

[ Look, he's certainly not going to sign it 'Prince Charming', okay? He can't help but laugh a little bit at the idea of Dorian Gray: guardian angel because he is anything but.

The letter also served as oblique warning about Lunatic. He didn't know whether Will knew about Yuri's reappearance or not but hey, don't let it be said that Dorian didn't have a heart. An oblique warning and an explanation for why body parts might not come at such a high frequency. Dorian was perfectly fine using Yuri as a scapegoat (someone who lopped off fingers and toes off other people would be considered a sinner, right? Right.) because like hell he's going to tell Will the actual reason why the body part express might be drying up a bit (it's really fucking hard to chop off fingers & toes and have them regrow on a regular basis when you live with a vampire who's hyper-attuned to blood.).

Anyway, second verse, same as the first. Dorian parks his vespa a few blocks away from Hook, Line and Tinker and, after a quick change into something thrift store chic (an orange beanie and a flannel shirt (ugh, he was actually wearing flannel)) walks to the bait shop, and casually puts the envelope in Hook, Line and Tinker's mailbox before heading out and waiting. Hopefully this time he'll have better results, come on Will, go be a detective and poke around about your body part friend where Dorian can actually see it. ]

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[MOTHERFUCKER HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NOW ugh guardian angel his ass this is going to take up his entire weekend. He could start with his new smell power, but does he really want to smell a chopped off toe? Does anyone?

Dorian you absolute ass.]

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[ NEENER NEENER NEENER, have fun with this, buddy enjoy smelling his rank-ass feet ]