ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[infomodder]

good thinking
i'll give a proper look over when i get home
is he much like grey?

[aggressiveapathy]

nope
he's like if we raised grey's baby
to reclaim the world

1/2

[infomodder]

can't wait to meat him

[infomodder]

[Five seconds later:]

meet

[aggressiveapathy]

i fear your autocorrect

[infomodder]

can i turn it off?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's better this way
just
save that for second date with new kid

[infomodder]

save what?

[aggressiveapathy]

your sense of humor

[infomodder]

but he's in my clothes so he should understand

[aggressiveapathy]

mm
just promise to film it

[infomodder]

yes dear
whatever makes you happy

[aggressiveapathy]

i love you
but we might need bunk burgers now
i saw the blondie sneaking around

[infomodder]

bunk burgers my ass
there are some nice nautical-themed bunk beds out there
king sized beds too
you know
if you wanted something bigger
for us

[aggressiveapathy]

we are not fucking on a fish

[infomodder]

nautical means more than fish
i've seen them with ship shapes

[Wait for it.

Wait.

It is coming.








Prepare.]

we could have our own love boat

[aggressiveapathy]

you love to hurt me

[infomodder]

do not
but now that i think about it
jeff might make motion of the ocean jokes
do we really want to risk that?

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't understand all this old
but anything that makes jeff unhappy
is romantic to me

[infomodder]

so bring home a lot of greasy pizza for dinner
is what you're telling me right now

[Foreplay: watching Jeff struggle with making himself a power salad, going out to get one of his own, or just giving in and eating some damn pizza like a normal man.]

[aggressiveapathy]

and eat it near his sit up zone

[infomodder]

absolutely ingenious
god i love you