ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[shuckit]

well you and april are in charge of the house so thought i should ask you first

how do we make bark a service dog

[infomodder]

in charge huh
he'd have to go through training and achieve certifications
there are multiple types of service dogs
or i could snag papers at work and bullshit it all so he can have the proper tags and etc when you go

[shuckit]

bills are in your name, man
i like plan b, can we do that one
when do you think you'd be free to go

[infomodder]

i'll get it seen to asap
if you're going for longer than a few days i'll probably have to bow out early
but you should go as long as you want
don't worry about including me
i won't be offended by not getting to see
ariel?
jasmine?
whatever the hottest princesses are

[shuckit]

thanks will
it'd be good to have you for as long as you can go
we'll bring you back stuff

...there's princesses there?

[ who has never seen a disney movie and doesn't even know why the disney part of this is important? this guy. ]

[infomodder]

dressed up as them
and princes and other popular characters
they're pretty famous for that
once upon a time in a land far far away
there was a princess in a tower guarded by an unreasonable and terrifying dragon awaiting her true love to rescue her
it's their cash cow

[shuckit]

why would a dragon care about a girl in a tower?
what's loving a dude have to do with getting past a dragon?
people pay money for that?

[infomodder]

it's a traditional thing
look up arthurian legend
mythology
been around as long as humans have

[shuckit]

[ hold pls, googling this shit. arthurian legend that is.

and about ten minutes later: ]

this klunk is so weird. people are so weird.
should we watch some disney stuff before we go? will that make it less weird?

[infomodder]

welcome to the human race

[People have been weird forever, they will never not be weird. That's it, that's history.]

i've never gone i couldn't tell you
it's a theme park full of disney stuff catering to disney fans
who are mostly children
toddlers not children of your age
who told you about disney anyway?

[Does he find it kind of weird a non-Disney fan would want to go there? A little bit. Sort of. Could just be interest, doing the popular thing. Whatever. Hell if he's about to call Thomas weird though.]

[shuckit]

seriously? why's everyone klunking their pants about it, then?

walter white. the weird dude who was talking about being dead on the network a while bacl.

[infomodder]

[Of all names, that one hits Will like ring-a-ling-ling.]

childhood nostalgia
for those who had it as part of their childhood
or buying into the hype, could be a lot of reasons
weird's a polite way to put it