infomodder: stop asking my favorite scary movie (hello this is dramatic doge)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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infomodder: let's talk about you and me and dog balls (let's talk about sex baby)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Me either. Have a good one.

[Until shit goes down, that is.]
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ta ta!

[ it's going down i'm yelling timberrrrrr ]
textualhealing: (038)

text;

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Dad. We have a family emergency.
infomodder: this was not the hanging out i had in mind (fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
???
textualhealing: (216)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Wizzkid doesn't know what safe sex is.
infomodder: my eyes are down here (hanni i stg)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you try to explain the concept to him?
textualhealing: (172)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
God no! Isn't that your job?
infomodder: quit me with that bullshit, man (ah-ah-ah no fuck you and also no)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he WANT to know? Is he running around having unsafe sex?
How did this come up in the first place?
textualhealing: (156)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's important he knows the laws of this land, Will. And the fact I heard this from a lady doesn't help.
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE ((unsure))

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
what
textualhealing: (092)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I might have maybe possibly set him up on a date. BEFORE I knew he didn't know how to wizard sleeve it.
infomodder: it's a game of give and take (you'll just have to wait)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
she knew how to wizard sleeve it, didn't she?
textualhealing: (037)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
She did, I'm sure. I'm kind of doubting it got that far though.
infomodder: to get everyone else to leave him the fuck alone. mission: never accomplished. (a man on a mission)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good. [No weezards to contend with.] Are you at home? Do we have any bananas left?
textualhealing: (030)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Idk why those two questions followed each other. I don't need to be here for banana demonstrations.
infomodder: "i don't like will, he's too whiny and bland" (defensive sarcastic asshole)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If we don't have any bananas I'm going to have to buy some.
textualhealing: (066)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We have bananas, ok?!
infomodder: but then where is will getting his face shaved what the fuck even sense does that make (jealous of missing out on the salon)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok
textualhealing: (044)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They're rly bendy tho. Not accurate representations. You sure you and April don't have something more relevant than a banana?
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really want me to answer that? Honestly?
textualhealing: (021)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I already know the answer.
infomodder: mmm pain killer drip (can our matching scars have playdates??)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So you know why it's a poor idea to use those.
I'd rather buy bananas than
you know
textualhealing: (031)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-06-23 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but the other option will make him even more uncomfortable and awkward. How can that not be fun?
infomodder: when will graham met hannibal lecter, the last joy had gone from him (overjoyed)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That isn't my idea of fun.

[No, his idea of fun involves gutting and organs and creepy mail. Just ask Chilton! (Don't ask Chilton.)]
slightlyoffchilt: (Corrective.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, he's not ceding control of the terms. Chilton refuses the call, and then the next call, finally opting to continue text instead.]

Stop.
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