ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[textualhealing]

Honestly idk anything about them other than they rly like meat, they're scary as shit and can probably kill.
But I'm sure everything will be ok. They seem p ok just sitting out there.
He says they're guarding...

[infomodder]

so
make sure to toss out a bunch of meat once or twice a day
they'll be happy with that?

[textualhealing]

Sure. That's how dogs work, right?
I can show you them, if you want. You can see them with the right glasses.

[infomodder]

[Inwardly having a freak out because SUPER SPECIAL DOGGIES]

sure
watching them from a window works with the glasses yeah?

[textualhealing]

Yeah. They're still not super obvious to see sometimes, but you can keep a good enough watch on them.
Hopefully if they do choose to murder me, it'll be in my sleep.

[infomodder]

no one in this house is dying while April is gone

[He will figure out a way to put down a hell dog if he has to, so help him.]

[textualhealing]

But I'm ok to die after she's back, right?

[infomodder]

[Only if Will does it tbh.]

no

[textualhealing]

Oh.

[He's had enough of dying, anyway. Once is plenty.]

You doing any of that war effort bullcrap?

[infomodder]

yes and no
not going off in a group
nothing like that
somebody has to stay behind
if everyone runs off
we're leaving home vulnerable and abandoned
i love my home here
i want it standing
and i'm not suited to much else so
that's my plan

[textualhealing]

A fine plan. Was probably gonna do that myself.
But. I'm flying out later.
So I figured you should probably know that.

[infomodder]

and leaving me on hell pup duty
is this because i brought home the birds?

[Jeff. He didn't know you cared this much.]

[infomodder]

[Mike is not going to be hit. Will lifts the mug to his lips...and then Mike reveals he's armed. Instead of dropping it, though, that mug stays exactly where it is, an eyebrow lifting being the only sign he realizes what's going on. That there's a weapon in play now.

A weapon that Mike doesn't point at him—this is progress.

The eyebrow goes up higher when Mike goes about getting rid of the bullets, kneeling. As high as it can when it comes to rest at his feet. That's the only time he looks away from Mike, when he hears the clatter stop and takes a second to make sure that, yes, there is a gun resting near him. His attention is back on Mike by the time he speaks, and Will stands in complete silence with that mug at his lips, still not having taken a sip yet, for a few long seconds before...]

Didn't know you brought a gun to my house. [There's no offense or horror. Just flat fact.] You always keep one on you wherever you go, huh?

[textualhealing]

Yes. Possibly. Altho Idk if they're gonna try and follow me.
The birds are creep as shit tho.

[infomodder]

the birds can be reasoned with and aren't a lethal threat tho

[textualhealing]

Apparently the dogs aren't either!
But who can rly trust what Lucifer says?
No one, is the answer.

[infomodder]

but he trusts you with his dogs
says something
where are you going anyway

local man continues to ruin everything, present at the bait shop part 3

[brushoff]

[ look, Dorian had been planning this ever since he heard that Abigail went home BUT NOW THAT APRIL'S IN RUSSIA hell yeah let's try to break Will's mental state even further, time is now of the essence. Unfortunately....time is of the essence enough that Dorian fucks up a teeny bit.

so yeah, third verse same as the first, Dorian drops a package off at the bait store wearing thrift store chic, ain't no fingerprints on nothing. This one's an actual package and it's the world's most morbid care package ever as it consists of: one scalpel, one heavy-duty surgery needle, some heavy duty surgery thread, an IV unit's worth of blood and a cow heart, fresh from that one bourgie butcher that Dorian used to go to in Heropa. This is where Dorian fucks up a bit because if Will goes to get the blood tested or something then a: it's whatever the hell Dorian's blood type is (it's probably b positive, let's be real, type B people are irresponsible) and b: has imPort nanites in the blood. The package also smells faintly like cigarettes. In said package is instructions that are so Microsoft Word it hurts. ]

Instructions to Mend a Broken Heart
1: Attach IV of blood to vein to prevent loss of blood during surgery.
2: From the sternum to the navel, slice the skin so that it can be pulled back.
3: Carefully remove the heart with the scalpel.
4: Sew in replacement heart.
5: After checking to make certain replacement heart is beating, sew or staple the skin of the chest back together.

[ Hand-written in the bottom of the instructions in the same really neat, really precise script that Dorian used in the last package, ]

You'll forgive me if the heart isn't up to snuff. Limbs are expendable. Hearts aren't. For what it's worth, I'm sorry for your current loss and hope the next loss will be less painful. Sincerely yours, a guardian angel.

[textualhealing]

Guess so. Or maybe he trusts the dogs with me. Not sure which way it is.
Going to UN. Try and talk some sense into their pussy attitudes.

[infomodder]

could be both
probably best to ask him later
please refrain from calling them pussies to their faces

[textualhealing]

He said they know my scent. Which they do. Because I met Cujo before.
Gonna call them pussies. Maybe UN just needs to be called pussies.

[enustari]

So a fat lot of nothing useful.

The ones who plan to search, do they even know where to start?

voice

[cuff]

[ This mental network thing is really useful when you're two seconds away from punching people just because AUGH NO PRIVACY save him now. Even though he's, y'know, the opposite of good at concentrating. ]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Buddy.

[infomodder]

Cujo
suppose that's fitting
unlike calling the UN pussies
i have more faith in you than that

[infomodder]

[He gets an immediate reply because, let's be real, April's been taken. Like hell is Will going to work when he can hang around and be on call 24/7 for check ins.]

Hey. How are you?