ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[stealwithit]

No! I simply enjoy meeting people.






But yes.

1/3

[infomodder]

Well.
There's a lot of people at my house, and we've always got liquor stocked. You seem like my wife's kind of woman. I think you two would get along.

[infomodder]

[10 seconds later:]

I didn't mean it like

[infomodder]

provocatively

[IMAGINE HIM DRUNK KASUMI]

[stealwithit]

[ if there's a delay in her response, it's because she was busy laughing ]

I am so there.

[infomodder]

[Someone hold Jeff Winger back from the mysterious space woman.]

Be sure to wear something you don't mind getting covered in fur.

text ; backdated to some point before his port out

[khajidont]

[Attached: IMG.]

My friend dressed his dog as his spaceship for halloween and I MISSED it. Look at how cute she is

[Will, come steal all of his friends' dogs]

[infomodder]

Whats hr name?

[calm down and text like you haven't just seen a dog]

[khajidont]

Mako! That's the name of their ship too.

So it's Mako dressed as the mako. I dogsit her sometimes. Next time I do you should come meet us at the park

And by you I mean Gunther

[infomodder]

[His first thought isn't Japanese; it's sharks. Go figure.]

Gunther and I are a team. It's both of us or nothing.

[khajidont]

I guess you can come too then. Gunther does okay with small dogs right? She's awfully small

[infomodder]

Yes. We have some small dogs.

[He won't mention one of them by name. She's not technically small, but she's of the smaller breed, and her sort-of-namesake caused plenty of trouble while she was in Heropa. Oh, if only he knew about Power Girl and Blue Beetle's efforts to find Freddie's killer, the places they could go.]

Name your time and place, Jaime. Gunther and his human will be there.

[khajidont]

Sweet

I'll let you know. And maybe one of these days we can do a headcount of all the imPorts with dogs. I'm pretty sure there's still three cats for every dog

[infomodder]

People assume cats are easier to deal with. People also frequently gravitate to taking the laziest course of action. Of course there are more cat owners.

[#PEOPLESUCK #TASTEOKAYTHO #DOGLYFE]

[khajidont]

Oh burn

[WILL!!!]

I didn't know you were so into that whole cat vs dog thing!

[infomodder]

I like cats just fine. We've got a couple. It's their people who present the problem, never the animals.

[but cat people is a great song anyway]

[khajidont]

Okay so what do you have against cat people? Just that a lot of them don't like dogs?

[infomodder]

There are too many videos of cats doing nothing special and not enough of dogs doing nothing special, for starters.

[The Internet is a difficult world for a dog lover, basically.]

[khajidont]

Seems to me like something you could probably fix single handedly

[infomodder]

You make a good point.

[He's a little wary of filming anything now, though he knows that will pass in time. Last incident with filming stuff did not turn out very favorably.]

But you forget I'm sort of old for all this Internet video stuff.

[khajidont]

Yeah see you say that but you actually text and junk. That qualifies you as being young enough to upload videos of your dogs onto the internet

Once you start calling about my nintendos and the facebooks I'll give you a pass

[infomodder]

The myspaces and the boygames and your fantasy cards.

[khajidont]

Nope your excuses are too late

I'll be expecting an account called doglover12345678 or something from you by the end of the week

[infomodder]

[oh jaime]

My account on that instagram clone we have is instagraham. Maybe I can just use that again.

[khajidont]

omg

Okay you need to take back your old man status. That's a better name than I could have come up with