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music for bait shops

Will's bait shop in

maskormenace, home to all the stuff you need for fishing and more tacky shirts and hats than should be legal. Currently located only in Heropa, comes with an almost revoltingly quaint sign declaring NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO PROBLEM and another in the far off corner of the window that offers reassurance with a possibly suggestive Good things come to those who bait—don't you just want to walk into that place? Sure you do. Of course you do. Gotta be crazy not to.

It's Monday-Saturday, 8AM-6PM, unless he shuts it down, and he will for whatever reason. Because he's the boss and it's new to be the boss and it's pretty good and he's all right with that. There's a tiny wheelchair ramp installed to the front door and a futon shoved in the back room.

So while you've got your rods and reels and everything needed to fix one (or let Will do that, it's his thing), and the bags of gummy candy that look like worms for the kiddos (or Will because lbr gummies are good at any age), there's plenty of groan-worthy merchandise everywhere you look. Everywhere. See all that bagged, fake bait behind the counter? Look up. There's a sign. What capsize do you wear? and above it are hats. Hats everywhere. Some terrible hats, like...
Ain't Caught Shit Fishing Club
Silly Boys, Fishing Is For Girls!
A BAD DAY OF FISHING TURNING INTO A GOOD DAY OF DRINKING
World's Okayest Fisherman
Reel Women Fish
I'd rather be F___ING
SIZE MATTERS
What happens on the boat...stays on the boat
I LOVE it when MY WIFE lets me go fishing
For example. Any tacky stupid fishing hat you can imagine, it's probably in there somewhere. And there's one on Will's head, too. Because free advertising.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S SHIRTS!
MILF man i love fishing
Angler Management
Nice fish you caught. Can I use it for bait? ( ∙_∙) ( ∙_∙)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEAAAAAAAAAH
TL;DR Fishing is for jerks
Wow such wacky
ASS JOKE
Something for the ladies~~~~

Shirts carrying winged fish wearing halos and text like There’s an angler watching over me or winking fish with lipstick in red dresses soaring over She really tugs on my fly right down to the sick-looking frog with just its eyes sticking out with I’m barely keeping my head above water written in a shade most commonly seen in barf bags. PRETTY MUCH WHATEVER YOU WANT, HONESTLY. There are definitely some hidden Master Baiter shirts/decals/whatever, but they're there. They can be found.

Room in the back corner has all the live bait (maggots and worms and crickets and lovely things like that) so it's obviously called WRIGGLE ROOM complete with a cartoonish worm sweating and trying to get away from a hook. Obviously.

Will's mustached majestic pointer Gunther is going to be with him most of the time, generally stuck behind the counter. There's a line of white tape that he can't step over without permission (unless something bad happens), but he's there. Staring. At everyone. Quietly. With his beard in full view.

Aren't you glad this shit exists.

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