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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

That's not what I said. Ask her about breakfast foods, don't ask her to cook.
Or if you do ask her to cook, do NOT say I sent you.
I don't want to come home and have to go to your room first, Jeff.

[textualhealing]

Maybe I want you to come to my room first. ;)

[infomodder]

Then say that.
But if I come to your room first I'm using your shower.

[textualhealing]

No way. I don't know where you've been.

[infomodder]

One way to find out.

[textualhealing]

Will you have actually washed in the last week? Legit question.

[infomodder]

Why do you think my first wish upon getting home is to take a shower?

[textualhealing]

Yeah, you're definitely not coming near my room.

[infomodder]

I might need to if I bust my razor trying to shave off this beard I've got going.
Don't be selfish.

[textualhealing]

Use a straight razor. Problem solved.

[infomodder]

You underestimate how bad my beard can be.
I also don't have a straight razor. Do you?

[textualhealing]

Uh duh. Any self respecting man has one. Do you know how to use it? Not gonna lend it to you if you're just gonna accidentally slit your throat open. I don't wanna explain that to April.

[infomodder]

Are you volunteering to shave me when I get back?

[textualhealing]

What? No! Go to a barbers.

[infomodder]

What if I lowered your rent for the month?

[textualhealing]

You're seriously gonna trust me with a knife to your throat tho?

[infomodder]

Is that really so surprising when I trust you around my family?

[textualhealing]

I figured it was less about trusting me and more about trusting that your family could kick my ass.

[infomodder]

Well, you figured wrong.
It's both.

[textualhealing]

Well thanks, I think?
Do you seriously want a shave?

[infomodder]

Would you do it if I asked?

[Would you shave me? I'd shave me.]

[textualhealing]

[No. Get out.]

I guess.

[Weirdest of questions though.]

[infomodder]

Good to know.
I'll see you as soon as I can. Try not to let the good lookin ladies harass you too much.

[textualhealing]

Don't be long. We need a cook.

[infomodder]

[He's always long, Jeff. Long pig.]

I'll do my best.