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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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It's part of my job to pass along concerns and complaints. What happens after that isn't something I can predict, though I'd wager in this case...

[A heavy, long pause, as though Will is seriously needing to think this over...except it's just for drama.]

...they toss it and do nothing. So it's not worth bringing to their attention.

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[ Bum bumm bummm.... DRAMATIC REVERB!! Fine, everyone always ruins his fun. A guy's gotta get angry every now and again, okay. Especially if that guy is Ray. ]

Just one less excuse to get in trouble over a fist fight.

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[Calm down, Ray, it'll be all right. Take a chill pill. Cook something terrible for Mister Partner.]

Until the next chaotic incident comes along and you might or might not be able to get away with beating the shit out of imPorts and regular people alike, yeah.

[So hopeful.]

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[ He doesn't actually beat people up that often! He swears! He's a pacifist! He just makes a lot of threats and punches walls okay, nbd. He just has strong emotions, he can't help it. ]

Hey, hey- I don't beat the shit outta anyone just for kicks. Or, y'know- for anything else.

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[Isn't he Canadian!? Of course he's a pacifist, they're synonymous!]

Oh, don't worry. I believe you.

[C:]

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[ ..... he's a Chicagoite. Just don't mind his super Canadian accent because, y'know... just because. The world is sneaky like that. ]

Yeah, i'm sure.

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[Clearly it's time to track down clips of him speaking, in that case.]

So did we cover everything or was there something else you had in mind?

[DID THEY SOCIALIZE ENOUGH AND PROPERLY? GOOD REVIEWS ON YELP?]

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[ .... you mean like this? or this? or this??? there, have fun. watch the totally-straight-canadians. ]

Nah, we're good. I'll let you get back to your... whatever it is you were doin.

[ BEST REVIEWS ON YELP, not closing anytime soon! ]

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All right. It was nice talking to you. [That's polite, right???? A+ etiquette.] See you around.

[He's not good at hellos or goodbyes, that's what Ray gets instead. See ya, partner.

...not that kind of partner.]

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[ IKR. so canadian. so very fucking canadian. ]

Yeah, you too.

[ See look, he'll do the hanging up job. There. Done. Audios buddydude. ]