[Oh unholy God. Wally is an not only an oddly civic-minded young person, he works for the guy that Will mostly knows as...]
so youre a computer genius hacker whiz kid crack codes matthew broderick in wargames makes you roll your eyes and all that?
[It's always the peppy ones who have some fondness for giving back (or simply don't want to feel indebted, perhaps) to watch out for.
Oh God.
Wally probably knows Will's fallen into Bejeweled Blitz Hell a time or two because computer geniuses in Heropa get fancy computer powers oh God he's seen the texts to April oh God what about the texts to Chilton OH GOD EVERYTHING IS RUINED THIS NEWFANGLED GENERATION IS GOING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BREAKDOWN AND GLOBAL WARMING AND REMAKE ALL THE LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIES WHY MUST PEOPLE SUCCESSFULLY PROCREATE]
[Look, Skye was all pumped up about working for Stark and she was fantastic at her computer mumbo jumbo emojis and viruses, so clearly Tony Stark just hires geniuses of some sort, right????]
god no wargames was NORAD i was never at that level im keeping my loyalties where they belong by not watching it again part of law enforcement is knowing where you stand on the clearance scale and abiding by it or you get heavy fines and go to prison forever
correct on both accounts too many people causes me to break out in hives so alone is preferable i also dont need too many more teenagers using the bait shop at a place to crash or to snag ice cream and soda not that i think its a burden but s#!t i dont have the money for a vending machine which id need to get if the numbers grow much more kids eat A LOT some of you are like pandas with all the EATING you do
[Except Ken, at least. He just drinks coffee and eats corpses. Ken is Best Kid.]
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kind of is because its only part time cause im not 18 but its at starktech so sry not quitting
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so youre a computer genius
hacker whiz kid
crack codes
matthew broderick in wargames makes you roll your eyes
and all that?
[It's always the peppy ones who have some fondness for giving back (or simply don't want to feel indebted, perhaps) to watch out for.
Oh God.
Wally probably knows Will's fallen into Bejeweled Blitz Hell a time or two because computer geniuses in Heropa get fancy computer powers oh God he's seen the texts to April oh God what about the texts to Chilton OH GOD EVERYTHING IS RUINED THIS NEWFANGLED GENERATION IS GOING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BREAKDOWN AND GLOBAL WARMING AND REMAKE ALL THE LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIES WHY MUST PEOPLE SUCCESSFULLY PROCREATE]
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particle physics too but im officially in the chem dept
also war games is awesome
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so scientific genius instead
[Look, Skye was all pumped up about working for Stark and she was fantastic at her computer mumbo jumbo emojis and viruses, so clearly Tony Stark just hires geniuses of some sort, right????]
really?
i havent seen it since it first came out
[40,000,000 years ago in 1983.]
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also thats a crime i cannot believe you havent seen it in a million years and ur a COP
thats ur homework
or repay me by watching it
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i was never at that level
im keeping my loyalties where they belong by not watching it again
part of law enforcement is knowing where you stand on the clearance scale and abiding by it
or you get heavy fines
and go to prison
forever
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if i bring it 2 the store we ttly gotta watch it
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nice futon but no tv
nothing to watch movies on or with
for shame
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tablets exist
also laptops
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sure
we can watch wargames
ill pick up some special movie popcorn
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mike & ikes
twizzlers
jr mints
dots whoppers skittles m&ms
swedish fish?
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ok this is happening were gonna watch war games and pig out im bringing it over on friday
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im off friday so that works out
just dont spread this around
its a bait shop not a cheap movie theater
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gasp
or are u trying to get me alone
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too many people causes me to break out in hives so alone is preferable
i also dont need too many more teenagers using the bait shop at a place to crash or to snag ice cream and soda
not that i think its a burden but
s#!t
i dont have the money for a vending machine
which id need to get if the numbers grow much more
kids eat A LOT some of you are like pandas with all the EATING you do
[Except Ken, at least. He just drinks coffee and eats corpses. Ken is Best Kid.]
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but fine i wont invite any third wheels or anything
dont get ur shotgun grandpa
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dont worry
see you on friday