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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[khajidont]

Yeah that makes sense. I've got some friends from a place called San Franokyo because apparently the Japanese community is super huge where they're from? They're checking out San Francisco for the first time. It's gonna be super weird for them

[infomodder]

That sounds weird for me to think about, and I've never even been to San Francisco.
Clever way to name it, though.
Kudos to them if they can handle that sort of weird.

[khajidont]

We'll see if they can or not. It's worth checking out and besides I like San Francisco

[infomodder]

You're going along with them, then?

[khajidont]

Yup. I think everyone in the whole group's going

[infomodder]

That's good.
Maybe you've found the secret to avoiding some of the messes that happen around here.
Just go on a road trip.

[khajidont]

That's what a buddy of mine wound up doing while that infection came around.

I wonder why more of us don't just move away completely. It's not like there are laws against it

[infomodder]

Solidarity
A sense of belonging
Makes it easier to know who's who
Makes it easier to start or end something when we're in clusters
List goes on and on.

[khajidont]

I guess that was a stupid question huh? It's not like I'd move

[infomodder]

Not a stupid question.
I'd have left if I didn't come here and realize that there were already people I knew around.
And then I was lucky enough to find April.
I can't move to a shack in the middle of a swamp to grow one of those beards NOW

[khajidont]

You could always drag her to a swamp shack and see if she wants to grow an amazing beard too

Wait April's your girlfriend?

[infomodder]

I don't think she can grow a beard, but I'll see if she'd like to make an attempt.

Wife. We took a vacation to Puerto Rico in May and made it official.

[khajidont]

WHAT???

[khajidont]

YOU GOT MARRIED HERE??? IN MAY??????

[this may be the most question marks Will will ever receive from Jaime]

[khajidont]

Darn it Will I'm gonna need a better present than a dumb cup. What does she like?

[khajidont]

Oh but first

OK IM DONE

[khajidont]

CONGRATULATIONS!!

[infomodder]

["She likes smooches" isn't gonna fly (badum tish) here, a bluh bluh.]

Thank you.
She likes art made with garbage and animals and food she doesn't have to make for herself.
But you don't have to get us anything.

[khajidont]

Ok those are some niche interests but I'm pretty sure I can swing something.

And of course I do! You got married!! Does she like rats? I bet they have some ratatouille stuff

It's a disney movie about a rat that cooks and I feel like that's a good combination of animals and garbage and food

[infomodder]

Probably, if it's not a real rat. The raccoons don't need that competition hanging around.

I'm not sure if you're calling Disney garbage. Considering one of the parks is in Alabama in this world, I don't think you have to say that for it to be a given.

[southern standards actually exist, do not be alarmed]

[khajidont]

Ooooooh not a fan of Alabama

But nah I meant that it's about rats who lived in garbage? I mean that seems to be something rats are a pretty big fan of in general so

[infomodder]

War Eagle.

[Jaime is a young man with a sad beard but it is never too early to learn about the exciting world of football politics and rivalries and that's the only thing that can be said in the face of anyone not being an Alabama fan.]

Sounds good to me. Is the movie worth watching btw?

[khajidont]

Okay what's war eagle? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? It sounds like it belongs in a GI Joe cartoon.

It's pretty good! I liked it

[infomodder]

It's a football thing relating to Alabama.

Suppose I'll have to get a hold of it, in that case.

[khajidont]

I didn't know you liked football. It didn't seem like your kinda thing