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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[heavyhitter]

aw u DO care
first the 30 bukcs now drinknign advice


wait this is the 30 bucks gyu right

[infomodder]

the 30 bucks that came from Freddie guy yeah
thats me

hope you spent it on something shed approve of

[heavyhitter]

god ih ope u dont expect me to remember
lets say probably

[infomodder]

good enough for me

[Will Graham: a man who has really low expectations.]

anything else i can help you with
other than this lotion dilemma

[heavyhitter]

yes
whatre u wearin baby

[infomodder]

plaid shirt
jeans covered in dog fur
old age wrinkles around the eyes
my wedding ring

[heavyhitter]

oh shit hiw will i contaun myself
hey whos ur wife?
or husband idk

[infomodder]

theres a mustard stain on the shirt if that helps any
april ludgate
recent development
didnt happen in vegas but
theres a wedding chapel near that pizza place with an amazing elvis impersonator
if i didnt know better id think he WAS elvis

[heavyhitter]

oh shit aprils ur husband!!! good pick damn
also u cant just give me a chapel rec without a partner rec jeez

[infomodder]

[Only on Thursday nights.]

idk why not take whoever youre with
with the creepy lotion
april & i didnt get married there we just stopped by to check the chapel out
& he got some other elvises & they all carried her on their shoulders singing a little less conversation

[heavyhitter]

nh id ont wanna marry em
THO it is temping if i get a chorus of evisisises , can u promise me that
ALSO TELL APRIL I SAID HI OK hi apeirl

[infomodder]

i cant but it seemed common enough
you could have a completely different but just as memorable experience
no marriage needed
and i will you got it