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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

[Well all right then.]

not especially
but i don't really like computers in the first place
a huge bag of popcorn would be nice though

[heavyhitter]

yeah if uess
listen thogh
she has lotion too. where does the lotion ift in

[infomodder]

i wouldn't put it in the bag of popcorn
does she have a purse or whatever you call the bags that are
big sized like a basket?
you could stuff the lotion there

[heavyhitter]

no the lotions not int he bag thatd be nasty
its sittong on the table next to her, ikre ready to be used at ANY SECOND
if u got any chapping foing on just head right to vegas shes got u vcvovered

covered*

[infomodder]

oh!
how long you gonna be in vegas?
april and i went back in february
found a really really good pizza place
off the beaten path family business sort of pizza place
they had great beer too
idk what to do about your lotion problem
other than use it all up before she can

[heavyhitter]

if ths is shity pizaz ur fired and my standards are HIGH
also id ont want her creepy lotoin bbut if ur into that ill steal it. just for u.

[infomodder]

[Ding! Have some directions. They're absurdly detailed, too, she can't get lost.]

you can tell me if im fired AFTER you try it
why not just leave her lotion alone?
or
are you being kicked out of wherever youre staying?

[heavyhitter]

omg no ahve a little faith


wait why, is ur first instinct when ur being kicked out to stela lotion
that sounds like somehing to bring up with someone mroe licensed than me ust saying

[infomodder]

ill be sure to bring it up during my next session





but
scale of 1-10 how drunk are you right now

[Drunk or high, perhaps. Or maybe something completely different. Drunk-high? Hard drugs? Food poisoning? Encephalitis!?]

[heavyhitter]

hmmmmmmmmm 9.5

[infomodder]

if you hit 10
i suggest taking some time to sober up
before you do anything else
dont wanna get in too much trouble

[heavyhitter]

aw u DO care
first the 30 bukcs now drinknign advice


wait this is the 30 bucks gyu right

[infomodder]

the 30 bucks that came from Freddie guy yeah
thats me

hope you spent it on something shed approve of

[heavyhitter]

god ih ope u dont expect me to remember
lets say probably

[infomodder]

good enough for me

[Will Graham: a man who has really low expectations.]

anything else i can help you with
other than this lotion dilemma

[heavyhitter]

yes
whatre u wearin baby

[infomodder]

plaid shirt
jeans covered in dog fur
old age wrinkles around the eyes
my wedding ring

[heavyhitter]

oh shit hiw will i contaun myself
hey whos ur wife?
or husband idk

[infomodder]

theres a mustard stain on the shirt if that helps any
april ludgate
recent development
didnt happen in vegas but
theres a wedding chapel near that pizza place with an amazing elvis impersonator
if i didnt know better id think he WAS elvis

[heavyhitter]

oh shit aprils ur husband!!! good pick damn
also u cant just give me a chapel rec without a partner rec jeez

[infomodder]

[Only on Thursday nights.]

idk why not take whoever youre with
with the creepy lotion
april & i didnt get married there we just stopped by to check the chapel out
& he got some other elvises & they all carried her on their shoulders singing a little less conversation

[heavyhitter]

nh id ont wanna marry em
THO it is temping if i get a chorus of evisisises , can u promise me that
ALSO TELL APRIL I SAID HI OK hi apeirl

[infomodder]

i cant but it seemed common enough
you could have a completely different but just as memorable experience
no marriage needed
and i will you got it