IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

he smuggled booze
hasn't been around here for very long
he's out of his usual time period
conflict with religion, possibly?
prone to suggestive remarks
shitty sense of humor
same with his diet
perhaps has an issue with attention span
that's about it

[lackey]

lol
yea
uh
theres a conflict w / religion all rite

[infomodder]

meaning what
exactly
is he another vampire or something?

[lackey]

no !
no
i dont think so anyway ?
but
u should b careful talkin 2 him
or if u run into him again
lot of conflict
w / religion
that can b dangerus
yea ?

[infomodder]

is it too much to ask you to be direct

[Wait.]

has he threatened you?

[lackey]

no
hes done sum fuckd up shit but
no im not woried bout me
round him
u watch movies will ?

[infomodder]

seen enough yeah
sorta old
whats that have to do with his fuckd up shit

[lackey]

u ever see that 1
where
theres like a litl girl
& her head goes spinin round ?

[infomodder]

the one where she vomits all over the place
green soupy vomit
the exorcist?

[lackey]

that was sum fuckd up shit
wasnt it

1/4

[infomodder]

really fuckd up shit
i read that

[infomodder]

[...wait. Wait. Wait, what?]

[infomodder]

oh my god

[infomodder]

your luck with roommates
i don't envy you

[lackey]

my life is very xcitin !
i dont kno if god bothers him
but jesus sure does

[infomodder]

thats a diff kind of xcitin Mike
what
talkin about jesus or
something holier than just talk

[lackey]

sayin jesus
cant say jesus round him
hurts him
poor guy
cant go into churches ither
duh

[infomodder]

go figure
u kno any of his other weaknesses?

[lackey]

holy water
he sizels

[infomodder]

[bless u mike parker]

does it have 2 b real
or
if u make him think it is
itll work the same?

[lackey]

no idea
u want me 2 try that out ?

[he has come back 2 u, will]

[infomodder]

[THE BROS ARE BACK IN TOWN]

do u normally throw water on him
?

[lackey]

no
water gun fight ?
water baloon fight ?

[infomodder]

if u can get away w/ it
& he wont hurt u or anything
make u puke up all over urself
sure
if not
isnt worth it

[lackey]

prety sure im imune 2 that kinda thing
prob freak out next time im drunk & pukin tho
fuck
im not even home now so itl have 2 wait
4 disese 2 get cured or kill us all
u stayin safe w / all this ?