[Despite trying to be the adult in the situation and despite how he has come to actually enjoy and appreciate Yuri instead of the exact opposite, Will can't help but let out the shortest excuse for a laugh there ever was.]
[Jayden's not the only one who finds it find, and Will's face does a poor job of keeping that at bay. Whoops. Maybe that bag of pot was fuller at the start of the day, who knows.]
[He shrugs one shoulder at that; come on, kid, he's not judging. This is approval! Will totally couldn't get away with that one, he's too old and ~wise~ and crap like that. Oh, the joy of youth.
To be young again...]
Isn't that just another part of friendship?
[Mutual suffering makes good friends into great ones. Provided that suffering is just sharing books and music and whatnot, as opposed to lethal assault.
[If it sounds a little lackluster in the sincerity department, it's all to do with the folder in Will's lap, the one he looks at with dread. It's not that he's displeased to see Jayden, no. It's just that, by Jayden leaving, Will now has to get back to work and he's not too keen on that. Adult responsibilities are a bitch and a half.]
Don't forget to...enjoy responsibly.
[Fake FBI duties fulfilled? Maybe? Whatever. He tried.]
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I gave him a book for Christmas, too. Maybe between the two of us we can get the stick out of his ass.
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What book?
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It was called something like, How to Make Friends and Influence People.
[He thought it was funny.]
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I'm sure he enjoyed that one.
[He better have, Goddamnit. It's genius.]
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[Hey man, no judgment. Maybe one day they can toke together if they ever get on the same page again.]
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To be young again...]
Isn't that just another part of friendship?
[Mutual suffering makes good friends into great ones. Provided that suffering is just sharing books and music and whatnot, as opposed to lethal assault.
The latter is not friendship ever. See? Wisdom!]
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[A small smile.]
Well, uh... good to see you.
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[If it sounds a little lackluster in the sincerity department, it's all to do with the folder in Will's lap, the one he looks at with dread. It's not that he's displeased to see Jayden, no. It's just that, by Jayden leaving, Will now has to get back to work and he's not too keen on that. Adult responsibilities are a bitch and a half.]
Don't forget to...enjoy responsibly.
[Fake FBI duties fulfilled? Maybe? Whatever. He tried.]
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Thanks, man.
[And with that, he's gone.]