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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[PICKING UP IMMEDIATELY, GOOD GOD, THAT IS SOME QUICK ACCEPT CALL ACTION GOING ON]

Abigail. [Replace that with any word that essentially means "the most beloved and precious person in the world" and it's the same tone of voice.] Glad you're back.

[lurings]

I'm fine, I didn't go home. [ in case he was wondering. she assumes he knows, since she's not calling him from the hospital again, but she wants to get that out of the way. especially so she can get to another thing. well, no, she will get to that in a second. ]

Is Ziggy okay?

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[Oh thank God. It's good that she leads with that; there's an audible intake of air on Will's end, one he can't stop. Pure relief.]

Ziggy's been staying with April and I. [That little furball has been doted on and loved despite having to deal with raccoons; she's good to go.] I picked her up Monday after you hadn't answered.

[lurings]

Thank you. [ her cat had been one of her first worries because she's an old cat lady. ]

Also, why are there missing persons posters of me?

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[Like Will would leave any animal to Chilton's care, please.]

Because I asked Jayden if he'd seen you lately.

[That's it, that is the full explanation she gets. Jayden.]

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Explains why your name isn't on it.

[ what's that sound? abigail ripping it down and balling it up against her thigh before she tosses it into a nearby trash can. she sounds irritated, but she moves on before she can dwell on it. ]

Do you think the Porter didn't send me home because I'm already dead? It did the same thing with Teresa, except she was gone longer. I don't remember anything. I went to sleep and then... I was here and they were telling me what happened.

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[At least he doesn't murder her boyfriends and turn them into meals?]

I don't know. [A beat, because even though he doesn't know, he's a good candidate for being able to take a guess.] Have you come back with anything...different? New?

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I have a new power. [ her lips purse, she can't decide how she feels about it yet. she liked her deflection power, it felt safe. ] I think it fixed my split ends, too.

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That might be why you got...sent to sleep.

[Wow, such educated guess. Much criminal profiler level intellect. Give this man the title of doctor, he's earned it.]

What's the new power?

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Useless.

[ can we focus on the split ends please? god, will. ]

Anything else happen while I was out? Did the raccoons teach Ziggy to pick locks yet or are they done with her feline disdain?

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[How dare she not answer him, where are the antlers.]

Freddie and I went to Minnesota to see if you were there, and then Chilton started talking about how he was a god and he needed the aid of his mortals, found our names in the scripture. She and I left, went to De Chima so one of us could Port back to Heropa and take care of him before he really embarrassed himself...then Freddie got hit by lightning and spent the entire trip from De Chima to Heropa talking about the downfall of her city on Uranus and how we needed to find the astronaut who slaughtered her people.

[No, nothing happened. Normal week. Except wait what no it's not.]

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[ ... ]

Freddie is from Uranus. [ a beat. ] I think I'll just see if they can Port me out for another week, actually.

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[Haha...no. No. Unacceptable. Don't even.]

And Chilton is the god of sleep and dreams. That's what you missed.

[As well as Hannibal's communicator getting dropped in the lap of some dude named Joestar but HANNIBAL RUINS OTHERWISE OKAY CONVERSATIONS, NOT GOING THERE.]

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[ she groans. ]

Is he still the god of sleep and dreams? If so I'm staying with you and April until he's not.

[ she of horrific nightmares is not living with that ok ok. ]

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He probably is.

[Will sounds extremely unperturbed by the situation at hand. He's had his time to deal with it, now is the hour of that glorious freedom in the stages of grief known as acceptance.]

You...don't want to stay with someone your own age?

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The only people I would want to stay with would be Stiles and Derek and I'm not sure that would go over too well.

[ with other people. well, a person. abigail has been trying to be considerate, even if she misses the peace of mind snuggle cuddling with stiles gives her. ]

Plus, April is around my age.

[ :D ]

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[WHY]

I...have my own room in the house, but I. Always stay in April's. [because sex] So you could have that bed and. Space. There's not much in there.

[Other than a desk set up for him to make lures, but he can shove all that off to the side before she gets there.]

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Okay. [ there's a little bit of laughter in her tone. will, please. she would sleep on the couch. she would sleep on the floor, really. gunther could be her pillow. ] All I need is a pillow and a blanket.

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[No. He doesn't know what Hannibal had for her as a bed but the only one who will be sleeping on dogs or raccoons or the floor or the couch or anything not a bed is Will Graham, Goddamnit. Abigail deserves much more than she's had to deal with, let him spoil her!]

I'll get that set up. [Change the sheets, they need it.] When should we expect you?

[Better believe that Abigail is going to be hugged like there ain't no tomorrow whenever that is, yes.]

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I dunno, I want to check on Stiles first.

[ sorry, will, stiles is more important to abigail than abigail is to abigail.

she had very few pressing things to get to when she got back. will (and april), freddie (which will covered), stiles, jayden, mary (and john). only one of them is really pressing, too, because she didn't get a chance to see how stiles was before ~poof.

she is still kind of a bad friend. it's a work in progress. ]

Does Freddie still think she's a space... whatever or it is safe to text her?

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[It's okay, Will talked about using truth serum with god Chilton, she can be a kind of bad friend with the rest of them who are also kind of bad at...well, a lot of things.]

I...wouldn't advise it. Freddie's probably still. Off. Unless you want a conversation with her Uranian self, that is.

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Um. No. I'll wait until she's normal again.

[ she huffs. she doesn't want to wait until freddie is normal. she wants her family. THAT'S IT. WEEKLY FAMILY DINNERS ARE GOING TO BE OBLIGATORY. fuck this noise. ]

I'll call her tomorrow. Uh, question, though.

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[Well if they're doing family dinners, they should let Abel Gideon carve. It's only fair.]

Shoot.

[Hunter humor. Haha! Ha...ha...ha...]

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Did you really think I'd go back to Minnesota without telling you? [ "you, of all people" is what she really means. if she told no one, she would still tell will and freddie.

and leave a note for chilton, probably. disguised in a glitter bomb. ]

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[Tough questions!!!!]

No. [Confession is good for the soul and all. It's...quiet, not sad. He's got nothing to be sad about as long as she's back, after all.] It was all I could think to do, though.