IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[infomodder]

[but who cares tho]

I guess? You'd have to ask Freddie. She lives with the dinosaur.
But I'm rather sure if he had killed any mammal, he'd let us know. Or one of the mammals would start shrieking about it.
He's not very subtle. That's not a "just him" thing.

[sizetwelve]

[ Probably John will care. ]

Oh, right right, I'll hop on that.

[ Actually shit maybe she will. Hi Freddie so can you just— Yes thanks. ]

Mammal? You talk like him, too. Fishing mate?

[infomodder]

[John plz.]

No, I was referencing him. He calls us mammals. According to Freddie, that's not just an over the Network thing but an all the time thing.

[sizetwelve]

[ Mutant alternate universe plz. ]

Well all right then.

[ Too headachey to give a fudge. Freddie babe, you will be the most useful in the future. When she is less headachey. ]

If he was successful, I could be young forever. New year indeed.

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[Mary, luv, you just gotta accept that some things here are strange.]

I wouldn't object to being 39 forever in a literal way.
Last time he was yelling at us to bring him crystals. April had fun with that one.
He keeps it interesting.

[Doctor Dinosaur was, in April's words, her new favorite. Will's not bothered by that at all. Why would he be? Dinosaurs and humans aren't sexually compatible. He wins by virtue of being a mammal! Suck it, dino!]

[sizetwelve]

Who knew you were all such chums?

[ Going by Will and April's humor, and Freddie living there, Mary isn't as surprised as she could be. ]

Why crystals?

[infomodder]

[Yeah, so buddy buddy with the dinosaur. Will, at least, has a healthy fear of him based solely on the fact that he is a Goddamn dinosaur. All the profile needed!]

Crystals for SCIENCE.
He's very into science.
And talking loudly.

[sizetwelve]

SCIENCE.

[infomodder]

We used crystals in all my classes for forensic science. I don't know why people are confused about his cry for them.

[sizetwelve]

I was more confused about the talking lizard part. John made it pretty clear I shouldn't be.

[ John hdu. But Will had to confirm. ]

Eggs are frying up if you want any. New Year breakfast.

[infomodder]

[He's okay confirming for John, nbd.

But.]

Chicken eggs?

[sizetwelve]

Yeah, why?

[ You want quail eggs you better buy them yourself. ]

[infomodder]

Because I wouldn't want to eat something more expensive without offering to repay you for it.

["I don't want to mooch that much off you, that's rude!!!"]

Give me about 15 minutes and I'll be over.

[sizetwelve]

[ Who said yanks were rude? She better give poor John and his hangover a heads up. ]

We're fine on eggs, don't worry about it. Could use some vinegar, though.

[infomodder]

[Better start talking to some Yanks then if ya want a better understanding of those egotistical jackasses.]

Make it 20, in that case.

[sizetwelve]

[ OH GOSH well maybe she will. ]

Are the shops open today?

[infomodder]

[No.

He Will.]

Some of them undoubtedly are.
I was just going to raid what we had already and put it in another container.

[sizetwelve]

[ Wow. ]

And that doesn't involve any stepping stools or reaching up high?

[infomodder]

[YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE]

No.
Involves crystals and the science of getting dressed in a presentable fashion.

[sizetwelve]

John's just got out of bed, don't bother.

[infomodder]

[Uhm.]

I'm going to bother a little.
Who am I if I don't put on plaid?
How will you know it's me?

[sizetwelve]

[ The vinegar might be a clue. The face scruff.

The barely noticeable scar. ]

What do we need a password?

[infomodder]

[The lingering smell of aftershave despite no shaving having occurred.]

Too complicated.
I'll be the one with the vinegar and stupid fishing jokes.
Can't replace that.

[so unique]