[ Kaneki doesn't really celebrate Christmas nor he is used to giving people presents, but in Japan there is Oseibu at the end of the year, when people give gifts to others who have helped them. So he decided (since he has heard so much about Christmas of late) to give something to his friends, acquaintances and people who have helped him. Also his (ex) roomates (he left the house, but it's polite to give his roommates gifts ok ok).
Some time during 25th December to 2nd January, he will leave a small box with three cupcakes (sorry, he didn't taste any so he doesn't know if they are good) and attached to the box there is a green card that says "I hope you'll have a good new year." ]
[MYSTERY CUPCAKES. WHAT'S IN THEM. IS THE MYSTERY OF THE CUPCAKES THAT PART OF THEIR INGREDIENTS ARE PEOPLE? BECAUSE IT'S POSSIBLE THAT'S A THING. IT'S JUST HIS LUCK. Of course, considering others in the house got them, too, perhaps it's less likely. They look store bought NOT THAT THAT MEANS A GODDAMN THING. Who the hell did this, why are they cute. Why are cupcakes giving him suffering and conflict. Why do they look both delicious and terrifying. Why is this a thing that is happening. Why. Just...why?
So maybe if Will spends too long mentally vibrating over MYSTERY CUPCAKES FROM PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW April will just eat them all. He's not going to throw them in the trash. It's rude to be
the cupcakes are probably chocolate. You'll have to ask the baker because yes Kaneki bought them and of COURSE THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN IT AND ALSO you are giving April the cupcakes thinking there might be people in them what sort of person are you
fine don't eat the cupcakes )8 you won't be getting any next year gosh ]
[HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THEM OMG HE JUST HAS THAT PARANOIA BUT IT CANNOT BE (IT CANNOT BE!!!!!) SO RATHER THAN LET THEM SIT FOR A WEEK AND GO STALE/BAD BECAUSE EVENTUALLY HE WILL ACCEPT THAT NOT EVERY FOOD IS A PEOPLE OR TWO PEOPLES HE JUST SHUFFLES THEM OFF TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME DUMB RESERVATIONS
Leaving a gift
Some time during 25th December to 2nd January, he will leave a small box with three cupcakes (sorry, he didn't taste any so he doesn't know if they are good) and attached to the box there is a green card that says "I hope you'll have a good new year." ]
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So maybe if Will spends too long mentally vibrating over MYSTERY CUPCAKES FROM PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW April will just eat them all. He's not going to throw them in the trash. It's rude to be
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wow
RUDE WILL he was your roomate GOSH
the cupcakes are probably chocolate. You'll have to ask the baker because yes Kaneki bought them and of COURSE THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN IT AND ALSO you are giving April the cupcakes thinking there might be people in them what sort of person are you
fine don't eat the cupcakes )8 you won't be getting any next year gosh ]
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G O S H]
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you are so weird will get out ]