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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2016-04-14 08:35 pm
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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-12-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
am I hitting jayden or the cat?
i'm already on child services bad lisst
probably
i'm not hitting jayden
lackey: ([ ? reason ])

[personal profile] lackey 2014-12-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
end up on nuty animal groups bad list
if you hit the cat
cat might hit back too
a shove wouldnt kill the kid
or snap fingers in his face real loud
like HEY
or spray bottle
spray the cat and the kid
lot of ideas

[personal profile] redhairring 2014-12-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not spray bottling jayden
but i can spray bottle the cat
it's a cute cat but it's a bit of an asshole to me
lackey: ([ ← pick ])

[personal profile] lackey 2014-12-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
whatever works
should have got a dog instead

[personal profile] redhairring 2014-12-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
as i've told you before
god no
lackey: ([ → simple ])

[personal profile] lackey 2014-12-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
god no
a lot of people feel that way about dogs
but then they get one and realize they were wrong

[personal profile] redhairring 2014-12-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not a lot of people
lackey: ([ ↑ smug ])

[personal profile] lackey 2014-12-03 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
there are small dogs you know
small fluffy
some women put them in purses
dress them up
collars with print

[personal profile] redhairring 2014-12-04 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
but then there's a dog in my purse
i'm not putting a dog anywhere near my makeup
or my wallet
or my camera
ESPECIALLY my camera
lackey: ([ ← well ])

[personal profile] lackey 2014-12-04 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
what
is your camera like your baby