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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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Comments

[redhairring]

like hell everybody else will keep the dryer closed
i live with saul and jayden
they would keep the dryer open

[lackey]

come on
you have to train them
take them by the hand
show them the dryer
hit them to make sure they're paying attention
shut it
might take a couple tries
you can do it
they can learn

[redhairring]

am I hitting jayden or the cat?
i'm already on child services bad lisst
probably
i'm not hitting jayden

[lackey]

end up on nuty animal groups bad list
if you hit the cat
cat might hit back too
a shove wouldnt kill the kid
or snap fingers in his face real loud
like HEY
or spray bottle
spray the cat and the kid
lot of ideas

[redhairring]

i'm not spray bottling jayden
but i can spray bottle the cat
it's a cute cat but it's a bit of an asshole to me

[lackey]

whatever works
should have got a dog instead

[redhairring]

as i've told you before
god no

[lackey]

god no
a lot of people feel that way about dogs
but then they get one and realize they were wrong

[redhairring]

i'm not a lot of people

[lackey]

there are small dogs you know
small fluffy
some women put them in purses
dress them up
collars with print

[redhairring]

but then there's a dog in my purse
i'm not putting a dog anywhere near my makeup
or my wallet
or my camera
ESPECIALLY my camera

[lackey]

what
is your camera like your baby