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[lackey]

[Oh. Oh. Oh no.]

Right
Jayden.
With the pills and the drink

[And the... weed? That Jayden? Must be.]

What about those balls they make ?
those balls you can like squeeze to death
might help.

[redhairring]

we have a cat now
if I did have a stress ball, the cat would have knocked it under the fridge by now

[ oh hey, Will = knows about animals = might have cat knowledge ]

also how do I teach the cat not to sleep in the dryer

[lackey]

[... Not sure if too high or not high enough right now.]

is it that hard to reach under the fridge
or stick something under
like a stick
broom
broom's good
just tried broom
nothing under fridge here
keep the dryer closed ??
does your cat get stuck in there
bet cats in a dryer make a lot of noise
screaming cats
screaming of the cats
keep the dryer closed

[redhairring]

like hell everybody else will keep the dryer closed
i live with saul and jayden
they would keep the dryer open

[lackey]

come on
you have to train them
take them by the hand
show them the dryer
hit them to make sure they're paying attention
shut it
might take a couple tries
you can do it
they can learn

[redhairring]

am I hitting jayden or the cat?
i'm already on child services bad lisst
probably
i'm not hitting jayden

[lackey]

end up on nuty animal groups bad list
if you hit the cat
cat might hit back too
a shove wouldnt kill the kid
or snap fingers in his face real loud
like HEY
or spray bottle
spray the cat and the kid
lot of ideas

[redhairring]

i'm not spray bottling jayden
but i can spray bottle the cat
it's a cute cat but it's a bit of an asshole to me

[lackey]

whatever works
should have got a dog instead

[redhairring]

as i've told you before
god no

[lackey]

god no
a lot of people feel that way about dogs
but then they get one and realize they were wrong

[redhairring]

i'm not a lot of people

[lackey]

there are small dogs you know
small fluffy
some women put them in purses
dress them up
collars with print

[redhairring]

but then there's a dog in my purse
i'm not putting a dog anywhere near my makeup
or my wallet
or my camera
ESPECIALLY my camera

[lackey]

what
is your camera like your baby