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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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you know, at times like this I am so thankful for that goddamn dinosaur
even if he keeps calling me a mammal

[ and ngl, literally like 50% of the reason why Freddie's so confident that nobody will kill her/fuck her shit up is because she lives with a dinosaur, do you want to mess with that? even if the dinosaur probably wouldn't do anything. and wouldn't listen to her in the first place. it's still a dinosaur. ]

i'm sure I can find some arts major to make me a beware of dinosaur sign.

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if you have them do the font in comic sans i hear it'll really help repel people

[From Skye. He's not saying that much, though. Nope.]

i'm going to have to clue Abigail in on this so she doesn't butt in thinking we're being sincere
and come up with something to go before and after
does "i'm open to further questions but if you ask a question i have answered twice already in public view you are getting ignored" sound approachable

[No. No it does not. He knows. He does admire Freddie's ability to deal with so many people, truly. She ruins lives and makes a living off ruining the memories of the murdered and yet she can still talk to people with more grace than him?

Or maybe she just likes talking (the sound of her voice or socialization in general?) more than he does, which is it.]

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if you're cluing in Abigail, then I'm cluing in Jayden. [ because she has absolutely no faith in his dumb decisions and doesn't want to explain the whole 'here's why Aunt Freddie and Uncle Will are fighting despite the fact that Aunt Freddie trusts Uncle Will enough to totally drug her kid.'

the rest of Baltimore crew could think whatever the hell they wanted. it's not like Freddie & Will fighting is a NEW development. ]

and that last statement sounds like you're forced into doing it. you could stand to be a bit nicer.

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don't tell Jayden yet. we had a bit of an argument. he might actually be on "your side" and you could use that. Jayden can come in and say whatever he wants about either of us and it won't be anywhere near what Abigail could say. Abigail knows who did what and what happened because of who. Jayden doesn't know about mushroom gardens made of people or how that led to nearly being kidnapped while in a coma and even if he did it didn't happen to him. he'd be better off keeping his mouth shut about it if he DID know. if we do this and he chimes in and goes overboard, privately tell him. Abigail's the only one who could trip us up at this point. what are Chilton and Gideon going to add that can do any damage?

[Nicer................]

i'll come up with something nicer.

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[ GEEZ LOUISE, WILL that is some tl;dr, especially from you. ]

fine then. I'll keep my mouth shut about this. just know that he might not like you too much after our spat

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[Missing all the creepy crappy metaphors about death and its suffocation and ghosts dancing in dust like fumes from a car in the cold winter of Mother Russia's ass. He's serious about this.]

Jayden can not like me all he wants
not gonna lose any sleep over people not liking me
haven't done it before not starting now
it'll be fine

[Because he loses sleep over everything else, if he lost sleep because someone thought he was a fartface he would have died from exhaustion or overexposure to Red Bull.]

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if you say so.
you're still gonna have to deal with him considering i think him and abigail are dating again.

[ does Will actually think about stuff like that? WHO KNOWS. ]

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[Stiles why you gotta be faithful and listen to Skye. Why.]

thank you for giving me the reason i did not need to drink more than usual tonight
i appreciate it

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we deal with teenagers on a regular basis.
drinking is to be expected.

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exactly

[Spoilers: Will's budding alcoholism has more to do with Hannibal Lecter being a piece of shit than anything else but even typing his name is a pain in the ass so.

Blame the children. They are the future and need to learn that they won't be coddled. Just blamed for everything and possibly put in prison for shit they totally never did and

projection drinking!]