Stop drinking the wine. That won't help. Turn the TV off, as well as any other electronics like music players that'll do nothing but provide stimulation. Do you have any bananas? Try eating one if you're not full. I'd suggest having milk with it, too, but another night. Don't take deep breaths. Take slow ones. When you lay down, see if you can get Ziggy to stretch out on top of you.
[Caged by the cat, the only reason to get up is to go to the bathroom, and only when it can't be held any further. Pets are great.]
[Jesus CHRIST Abigail you get all Hannibalducted for three months and fed totally great food and Will goes to Fred's unfun fun house and gets pure shit that's probably only NOT MAGGOT INFESTED because of Matthew Brown and then he gives you the horrifying banana and milk combination and you call it gross? LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO UNGRATEFUL FOR EVERYTHING HE'S SORRY HE CAN'T MAKE YOU FUCKING GOURMET PEOPLE SLEEPING REMEDIES HE REALLY IS BUT COULD YOU TRY TO CHECK YOURSELF]
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Turn the TV off, as well as any other electronics like music players that'll do nothing but provide stimulation. Do you have any bananas? Try eating one if you're not full. I'd suggest having milk with it, too, but another night.
Don't take deep breaths. Take slow ones.
When you lay down, see if you can get Ziggy to stretch out on top of you.
[Caged by the cat, the only reason to get up is to go to the bathroom, and only when it can't be held any further. Pets are great.]
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[ bananas and milk. ]
Ziggy's mad at me because the Porter.
[ she's so not helpful. ]
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Gross can be effective.
That's a cat for you.
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Can you come over?
[ because that's better. ]
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You'll have to give me time to get dressed and get to the Porter, but sure.
[Slumber party???? Only nobody sleeps without waking up thinking there is blood where there is definitely not blood and maybe something dies.
Freddie Lounds reports the next day.]
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Thanks.