IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[lurings]

Yeah, in my room.

[ not incredibly keen on leaving. ever. except she came back to do a halloween thing with stiles. because that's totally helping her sort shit out. ]

Ziggy Stardust hates the Porter.

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Gunther used to hate it. Then he realized it was an excuse for me to hold him like a baby, so now he's a fan.

[His dog doesn't hate the Porter, Will is not fooled at all.]

Know a couple of raccoons who ride Porter trips out better than I do. The more exposure to it, the more it'll become unremarkable and Ziggy won't even blink.

[lurings]

Sure.

[ or alternatively: cat lady hermit. ]

[infomodder]

Shore.

[he's at a loss, is that obvious.]

[lurings]

[ she doesn't make it easy. ]

Stiles left.

That's why I kissed Jayden.

[ here's your context apropos of nothing, as always. ]

He came back.

He has a girlfriend back home.

He said Skye said that counts as cheating.

So.

That's over.

[infomodder]

[His talk with Freddie about Jayden being a rebound is confirmed, so that's nice. The context isn't so nice, but it's nice to be right about things from time to time. Score Team Tragedy.]

I didn't realize Skye was an authority figure on relationships.

[Which sounds insulting as fuck, he realizes shortly after he sends it. So the next few texts just flood right in.]

I mean, if that's he he feels about the situation himself, it's good he'll stand up for it.
That he's sticking with her even in a different world.
It's not a bad thing.
I wasn't trying to insult either of them with that.
These things happen.
Can't control it.
You've probably never had any boyfriends before, right?
This isn't actually abnormal.
The different worlds part isn't what we're used to, of course, but the situation as it stands isn't so strange.

[lurings]

Stiles wasn't my boyfriend.

[ /literally cries about it. ]

It just

Sucks.

I thought I had something nice and then it was just gone.

[infomodder]

[Goodness. He can't even say "Well that's a big thing that happens in life" because...she's dead. And that's a reminder and that's just RUDE.]

It does suck.
Have some ice cream?

[Will would just drown himself in whiskey, but.]

[lurings]

Fake Ben & Jerry's. It's not working though.

And Chilton's wine.

I'm watching the Bureaucats. Which seems to be the equivalent to the Aristocats. Marie is Margaret Thatcher.

It's amazing.

[infomodder]

I'll have to check it out.

I found Olive & Crew not long after I got here. They didn't try so much with that change, but the whole movie is flipped. The cat is a dog. The dogs are cats.

It was pretty amazing.

[lurings]

I can't sleep.

[ it's not specific to right now, more of a general thing, but also specific to right now because she's tired and can't sleep. ]

[infomodder]

[he knows this feel]

You got any OTC sleeping aids in the house or anything that has the side effect of making you drowsy?

[lurings]

I don't like how they make me feel. I can't wake up from the nightmares.

[infomodder]

Stop drinking the wine. That won't help.
Turn the TV off, as well as any other electronics like music players that'll do nothing but provide stimulation. Do you have any bananas? Try eating one if you're not full. I'd suggest having milk with it, too, but another night.
Don't take deep breaths. Take slow ones.
When you lay down, see if you can get Ziggy to stretch out on top of you.

[Caged by the cat, the only reason to get up is to go to the bathroom, and only when it can't be held any further. Pets are great.]

[lurings]

That sounds gross.

[ bananas and milk. ]

Ziggy's mad at me because the Porter.

[ she's so not helpful. ]

[infomodder]

[Jesus CHRIST Abigail you get all Hannibalducted for three months and fed totally great food and Will goes to Fred's unfun fun house and gets pure shit that's probably only NOT MAGGOT INFESTED because of Matthew Brown and then he gives you the horrifying banana and milk combination and you call it gross? LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO UNGRATEFUL FOR EVERYTHING HE'S SORRY HE CAN'T MAKE YOU FUCKING GOURMET PEOPLE SLEEPING REMEDIES HE REALLY IS BUT COULD YOU TRY TO CHECK YOURSELF]

Gross can be effective.
That's a cat for you.

[lurings]

[ BECAUSE WILL. BECAUSE. ]

Can you come over?

[ because that's better. ]

[infomodder]

[NO WONDER THE SHRIKE WENT CRAZY]

You'll have to give me time to get dressed and get to the Porter, but sure.

[Slumber party???? Only nobody sleeps without waking up thinking there is blood where there is definitely not blood and maybe something dies.

Freddie Lounds reports the next day.]

[lurings]

[ WILL CAN SLEEP ON THE LOVESEAT JUST LIKE THE HOSPITAL IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING YOU MONSTER. ]

Thanks.