[Well, the captain is the captain. He should have his shit together to be the captain, right? Surely it's okay.]
Can't say if I don't know what they're already providing you with. You're gonna need warm clothes, you're gonna need to know how to wear them, what to do if they get wet, and an understanding of how that sort of cold can effect you.
The parka's warm, yes. It's made for that kind of weather. [He is gonna order Sasha so much extra warm clothes, it's abominable. Long underwear and everything, God.] They've got buildings and stuff in Alaska like anywhere else, so it's not just a wasteland. [They've got BUILDINGS, wow! As opposed to saying it's a developed State like any of the others, they've got BUILDINGS!] I'm sure you'll be fine.
[diarrhea pockets are great for camping, A+ choice]
People do. Even if the environment's not completely human-friendly, we'll find a way to live there. [Unless it's straight up desert.] They've got sleds pulled by dogs, too. Maybe you can see that.
Do you not have coworkers who can do it? [And the offer that surprises no one, no one at all:] If nobody can fill in, maybe I can take over.
[Because he'll have to talk to her boss about it, sure. He doesn't work there but he's an imPort and he is good with dogs and he will use both of those things to his advantage without once second-guessing it because helping out Sasha is more important than some weird rigid set of morals.
Also there are dogs. Rigid morality does not exist when there are dogs around dogs dogs doing dogs dogs things dogs dogs stuff dogs dogs and dogs.]
It's no trouble at all, Sasha. It'd be a nice way to end the day, actually. If you need someone and can't find a coworker who will, let me know and I'll see about doing it myself.
[Because Virginia is the best!!! And since he's Registered, he can enjoy the world's weirdest and shortest commute to Florida. It's kind of a joyous experience, though he'd never say it as such.
And, ah, the joy of not having to go to class. Precious.]
I'll see you then, Sasha.
[Blessed food daughter probably gonna leave with some free ice cream, too. What else is he good for?]
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We'll be gathering our own supplies. Is there anything you think we will need in this place?
[ Maybe something only people from this land or similar ones would know about. ]
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Can't say if I don't know what they're already providing you with. You're gonna need warm clothes, you're gonna need to know how to wear them, what to do if they get wet, and an understanding of how that sort of cold can effect you.
[And maybe sanitary napkins???????????????]
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Freezing cold. It's covered in snow and ice. [ALL OF IT. NOTHING IS NOT WHITE.] I've never been myself, but it's—well known for being really cold.
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W-Well... we're probably going someplace warm? [ Oh god, she's going to freeze. ] And you said the parka is very warm itself, right?
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The parka's warm, yes. It's made for that kind of weather. [He is gonna order Sasha so much extra warm clothes, it's abominable. Long underwear and everything, God.] They've got buildings and stuff in Alaska like anywhere else, so it's not just a wasteland. [They've got BUILDINGS, wow! As opposed to saying it's a developed State like any of the others, they've got BUILDINGS!] I'm sure you'll be fine.
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[ She'll bring a lot of hot pockets just to be sure. ]
Do people live in Alaska?
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People do. Even if the environment's not completely human-friendly, we'll find a way to live there. [Unless it's straight up desert.] They've got sleds pulled by dogs, too. Maybe you can see that.
[And take pictures for Will because dogs.]
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[ She's gotten out of school for the week, but it's totally slipped her mind that she hasn't spoken to work about taking a week-long leave. ]
I'm supposed to walk the dogs at work after school!
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Do you not have coworkers who can do it? [And the offer that surprises no one, no one at all:] If nobody can fill in, maybe I can take over.
[Because he'll have to talk to her boss about it, sure. He doesn't work there but he's an imPort and he is good with dogs and he will use both of those things to his advantage without once second-guessing it because helping out Sasha is more important than some weird rigid set of morals.
Also there are dogs. Rigid morality does not exist when there are dogs around dogs dogs doing dogs dogs things dogs dogs stuff dogs dogs and dogs.]
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I don't want to trouble you any more than I have already.
[ dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs stuff and dogs ]
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It's no trouble at all, Sasha. It'd be a nice way to end the day, actually. If you need someone and can't find a coworker who will, let me know and I'll see about doing it myself.
[dogs dogs dogs]
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[Her stuff. Yeah, a parka is fine. But he can get some super nice socks and other things to put in a box, too.]
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What is your address?
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[ Why are you so far away!! ]
Alright, I'll come by first thing tomorrow morning. I don't have to attend class while I'm in Alaska!
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And, ah, the joy of not having to go to class. Precious.]
I'll see you then, Sasha.
[Blessed food daughter probably gonna leave with some free ice cream, too. What else is he good for?]