IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[Nice. The things people do for Abigail.]

i'll be sure to shoot you a message whenever we go
and if you try to get us via these things and can't go ahead and take my cell number too

[FREDDIE GETS A NUMBER HERE SO SMOOTH He's given it out to a handful of imPorts, it's really not such a big deal. Please don't let her think much of it. Please don't let her make a joke about "cell" numbers.]

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[ this is so weird. The idea of her and Will approaching something that's close to friendship is something that she's getting used to. ]

you think these things wont work in the middle of nowhere?

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[Friendship, the four letter word.]

no it's not that
i don't always have mine on me
if she doesn't have hers on her and i don't have mine on me then
rather give you the alternative than leave you to radio silence

[By which he means he'd rather not take the communicators fishing and if he has to answer a call when they're doing something like making dinner? He'd prefer to get a cheap cell covered in whatever they're using than anything else. But that sounds too cozy to tell Freddie Lounds, reveals too much. Better to be slow with it, not rub it in her face that Abigail trusts him and not because she's worried that if she doesn't trust him, he'll make dinner with her in a very unpleasant way.]

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[ Freddie just can't understand why Will wouldn't have his cell phone on him at all times, what if someone texts him.. you are such an old guy, Will. ]

abigail's a teenage girl
she'll have hers on her person

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[Ugh Freddie.]

not if we're out fishing she won't
or if she's got her hands covered in coleslaw

[They have happy father/daughter moments...or as happy as it gets, considering everything lurking beneath the surface is 100% unhappy.]

we didn't get a lot of time together back home
i'm making sure that's not the case here

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how sweet of you

[ And exceedingly morbid because Freddie knows why they didn't get a lot of time together and that's cause Abigail died. ]

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[And because he was busy being too sick to function and visit properly, but he doesn't need to get into that, run the risk of revealing he thinks it possible Freddie actually got more alone time than him. Run the risk of sounding jealous.

Of Freddie Lounds.

No thanks.]

careful now
don't need a toothache to go with your headaches

[The disgustingly sweet candy that's too hard to bite but people do it anyway, thus providing income to emergency dentists. Yeah, he's super sweet.]

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[ Sweet in the sense of artificial sweetener that you know will kill your teeth yet you do it anyway. that's Will Graham: the aspertame of Hannibal. ]

ngl id take the toothache over the headache

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[Super addicting, too. Like Diet Pepsi with old people.]

chocolate-covered dates and mountain dew
instant toothache
feels like they're rotting right out of your head level of toothache

[A+ advice.]

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oh my god
that is making me gag just thinking about it

[ Still, she's comforted by the fact that somewhere, in Heropa, Hannibal Lecter just felt a cold shiver down his spine while people he knew contemplated eating absolute shit. ]

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[Absolute shit about to get worse.]

vegan chocolate-covered dates and mountain dew
dairy-free, whey-free, casein-free
cocoa, cocoa butter, lecithen, sugar
much friendlier to your restrictions
still the same damn toothache

[Gagging? Oh no.]

do you think the places that are basically taco bell here are also open late at night

[What does a man faced with prison time involving Chilton do whenever he goes to a new world and doesn't have to deal with that? Whatever he Goddamn well wants.]

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probably.
you never know with these sort of places

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horrible food
someone who's spent time in the company of good food shouldn't know anything about such places

[Guess who still doesn't know about the rampant cannibalism and the horror contained in that statement?

It's this guy.]

thanks for keeping your end of the deal
i'll make sure to keep mine

[Said to Freddie Lounds.

This is.
So.
Bizarre.

He really does need crappy fast food therapy.]

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[ This is so weird. Freddie's gonna have some chocolate therapy later because what. the. hell. ]

have a nice trip