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ive been popping advil on a daily basis

[ sometimes multiple advil. while murder headaches seemed like a useful power to begin with, now they've basically made Freddie into a crabby bitch. ]

and yeah, i like that line myself
say what you will about back home but id like to think that you guys did an okay job being the body patrol
heropa pd has absolutely no idea how to deal with this

be careful how much you take gideon told me too much aspirin would eat through your stomach lining lead to gastrointestinal bleeding and he's a doctor i'd trust him on that one

[Not like it's knowledge one can get outside of medical school, he definitely needed a doctor to tell him that. Will had actually thought how great it was that Freddie wasn't around at the time, psychopaths complimenting other psychopaths, taking their advice...everything comes full circle, doesn't it.]

i'd look into feverfew if this keeps up used it here, had fine results

[He would gravitate to the herbal remedy that had fever in the name, wouldn't he. Not sure about how to take what could be read as a compliment, he's extremely grateful that he's followed his medical routine and, as such, knows that he's not hallucinating any of this.]

heropa pd might not have the change to prove themselves capable we've got people here who won't work with them won't have anything to do with the police got powers, probably think they can do it better hide behind the idea of vigilantism when it's not that heropa pd's sort of screwed no matter what they do fighting a losing battle good reason not to join

[One of a thousand good reasons for Will, thanks.]

will check that out. thnx

[ thanking Will Graham for herbal remedies. Necessity makes strange bedfellows indeed. ]

and yeah. heropa pd's kind of fucked
it makes u wonder just how bad things are in those superhero worlds
where theres teenagers fighting crime and not actual cops

np

[It's so strange, but she thanked him and it's rude to not acknowledge it. Two letters in "text" speak is better than nothing. Easier, too, because he doesn't have to write out anything and take a moment to make sure he's awake.]

i'd hope the teenagers had some superpowered mentors to help them out otherwise it just sounds like the high school from hell speaking of i'm going to talk to someone a little later about these articles try to get you some more information please be nice to her if i get her willing to go to you about it

youre saying im not nice to people to begin with?

[ yes. She is definitely not nice to people to begin with. ]

i know how to treat my sources, will
i'll be nice to her
i'll even thank her properly and everything

you're putting words in my mouth

[He's good enough at putting them there on his own, thanks. This time he really can't be bothered to mind it so much. No, Freddie's not overly nice. Neither is Will. Strange bedfellows and all.]

thank her properly involves actual monetary payment for tips right?

since i have a feeling she'll tell on me to you if i dont then yes
thanking her properly does involve actual monetary payment for tips

she might, she might not

[She probably thinks Will already did enough for her monetary-wise and that she doesn't need him to step up for anything else.]

btw while i have you here i found a seaside cottage and took Abigail the other weekend maybe going to make it a monthly thing went pretty well do you want me to tell you when we go from now on?

[He's already going to have to tell Lecter. Chilton will know, will find a box of wine shoved in the fridge and Abigail gone. Gideon doesn't have any ties to Abigail Hobbs, and while Will might not approve of Freddie Lounds in plenty of ways, he does owe her for the information. And he recognizes that Freddie cares for Abigail in her own way that has nothing to do with using her or killing her, which in the end? Is all that matters.]

[ A seaside cottage. How quaint. So quaint that it makes Freddie wanna barf. Still, the fact that he's offering to tell her is nice. Because God knows she would have panicked otherwise. ]

that'd be nice
at least it would explain radio silence.

[Nice. The things people do for Abigail.]

i'll be sure to shoot you a message whenever we go and if you try to get us via these things and can't go ahead and take my cell number too

[FREDDIE GETS A NUMBER HERE SO SMOOTH He's given it out to a handful of imPorts, it's really not such a big deal. Please don't let her think much of it. Please don't let her make a joke about "cell" numbers.]

[ this is so weird. The idea of her and Will approaching something that's close to friendship is something that she's getting used to. ]

you think these things wont work in the middle of nowhere?

[Friendship, the four letter word.]

no it's not that i don't always have mine on me if she doesn't have hers on her and i don't have mine on me then rather give you the alternative than leave you to radio silence

[By which he means he'd rather not take the communicators fishing and if he has to answer a call when they're doing something like making dinner? He'd prefer to get a cheap cell covered in whatever they're using than anything else. But that sounds too cozy to tell Freddie Lounds, reveals too much. Better to be slow with it, not rub it in her face that Abigail trusts him and not because she's worried that if she doesn't trust him, he'll make dinner with her in a very unpleasant way.]

[ Freddie just can't understand why Will wouldn't have his cell phone on him at all times, what if someone texts him.. you are such an old guy, Will. ]

abigail's a teenage girl
she'll have hers on her person

[Ugh Freddie.]

not if we're out fishing she won't or if she's got her hands covered in coleslaw

[They have happy father/daughter moments...or as happy as it gets, considering everything lurking beneath the surface is 100% unhappy.]

we didn't get a lot of time together back home i'm making sure that's not the case here

how sweet of you

[ And exceedingly morbid because Freddie knows why they didn't get a lot of time together and that's cause Abigail died. ]

[And because he was busy being too sick to function and visit properly, but he doesn't need to get into that, run the risk of revealing he thinks it possible Freddie actually got more alone time than him. Run the risk of sounding jealous.

Of Freddie Lounds.

No thanks.]

careful now don't need a toothache to go with your headaches

[The disgustingly sweet candy that's too hard to bite but people do it anyway, thus providing income to emergency dentists. Yeah, he's super sweet.]

[ Sweet in the sense of artificial sweetener that you know will kill your teeth yet you do it anyway. that's Will Graham: the aspertame of Hannibal. ]

ngl id take the toothache over the headache

[Super addicting, too. Like Diet Pepsi with old people.]

chocolate-covered dates and mountain dew instant toothache feels like they're rotting right out of your head level of toothache

[A+ advice.]

oh my god
that is making me gag just thinking about it

[ Still, she's comforted by the fact that somewhere, in Heropa, Hannibal Lecter just felt a cold shiver down his spine while people he knew contemplated eating absolute shit. ]

[Absolute shit about to get worse.]

vegan chocolate-covered dates and mountain dew dairy-free, whey-free, casein-free cocoa, cocoa butter, lecithen, sugar much friendlier to your restrictions still the same damn toothache

[Gagging? Oh no.]

do you think the places that are basically taco bell here are also open late at night

[What does a man faced with prison time involving Chilton do whenever he goes to a new world and doesn't have to deal with that? Whatever he Goddamn well wants.]

probably.
you never know with these sort of places

horrible food someone who's spent time in the company of good food shouldn't know anything about such places

[Guess who still doesn't know about the rampant cannibalism and the horror contained in that statement?

It's this guy.]

thanks for keeping your end of the deal i'll make sure to keep mine

[Said to Freddie Lounds.

This is.
So.
Bizarre.

He really does need crappy fast food therapy.]

[ This is so weird. Freddie's gonna have some chocolate therapy later because what. the. hell. ]

have a nice trip

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