IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

yes
doesn't that turn you on?

[Villains are more fun in her book, this is not a really illogical conclusion to come to. Tone is difficult to tell in text, though. He's banking on that here. It can be taken a dozen different ways.]

[aggressiveapathy]

oh
you're doing good
but you're helping

[infomodder]

well of course i am
aiding and abetting is a crime as much as silverware theft

["Dibs on the knives" just sounds wrong.]

[aggressiveapathy]

you don't want a whole dishware set?
if we're going on a date spree
we're doing it right

[infomodder]

of course i do
but i don't want to go to jail either
so
we're gonna have to plan this one out very carefully aren't we

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
just a good wardrobe

[infomodder]

like what?
does my plaid scream criminal too much

[He can wear the orange jumpsuit instead. That screams nothing criminal.]

[aggressiveapathy]

we may have to make a change from that
for a night
or settle for olive garden level plates
and that's not even worth the effort

[infomodder]

you already have a "wardrobe" in mind?
let me know
i'll get whatever it is
unless you wanna pick it all together

[Otherwise he might do that thing where he puts on a nice coat and scarf and yet when it comes off, it's still the same hideous paint job underneath.]

[aggressiveapathy]

well
it's kinda different from the original kidnap job
more like a variation
but we can make this work
and the proper clothing will appear when the time is right

[infomodder]

[They'll make it work is basically what he's hearing.]

sounds good to me
i'll be here then
whenever you show up
UNEXPECTEDLY

[aggressiveapathy]

[ NOT THE CAPSLOCK

also hey on an ooc note. want to log or handwave? ]

[infomodder]

[IT'S ALL SHE'LL GET IF SHE TEXTS HIM BEFORE THE CANNIBAL HEIST. THIS IS HIS DESIGN.

i'm cool with either honestly!!! if you want to log tho would you mind putting it up this time can you
be my hero
baby]