IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[lurings]

Petunia, actually good call. Still Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm. Your Y chromosome is setting you up to fail, Special Agent Graham.

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Burt's Bees is full of crap. I wouldn't wear that. That's not tinted lip balm, that is very hydrated lipstick.

[Also might actually be full of bee crap, who knows with them.]

It's just Will now. No title. And yes, I've thought of being nice to Freddie, but I've also thought of adopting a chinchilla, realized it would not work out well for anyone, and moved onto thinking about other things.

[lurings]

[ she's not going to stop calling him special agent graham, he will have to keep reminding her because that's how she sees him. if alana stopped being a psychiatrist, abigail would still see her as dr bloom, same with hannibal. meanwhile she will be sneaking into his bait shop and leaning plain bert's bees lip balm on the counter in the middle of the night. ]

If you're this fussy about chapstick what are you going to do if I actually wear lipstick. Or get asked out on a date?

[ she'll bounce back to freddie. this is too amusing. ]

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[How long can he avoid talking about Freddie Lounds being right in regards to his special status, about how he lied to her, let's see.

What next, hand lotion???]

Put a rocking chair on the front porch and buy a shotgun.

[A pretentious rocking chair.]

[lurings]

[ lotion in a basket. conditioner is next. ]

You're never meeting my friends.

[ she says like she lives with him and her friends will often be on his porch. or like she has friends. (does stiles count? she's not going to ask.) but if any start to exist, will is not allowed to silently threaten to shotgun them. ]

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[better come with a dog maybe he'll use it]

You realize I read everything on the network right

[daddy stalker]

[brokenteacup]

So I won't use the network.

[ SO THERE. ]

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[THEN HOW WILL U MAKE AC]

I didn't realize I scared you that much.

[brokenteacup]

[ 5000000000 logs. ]

I'm not scared of you. Don't be dramatic. I just don't want my legal guardian threatening boys I like with shotguns on a porch. Unless you don't want me to have friends and just have cats?

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[drops will in all of them staring menacingly]

You can talk to whoever the hell you want, Abigail. Talk, hang out, whatever. [Use protection. Like Hannibal. Full body murder condom. The boy won't feel a thing!] It was a joke. I'm not unaware that you're capable of holding of your own.

[Buys her a pocket knife
plays with her hair
call me Garret]

[lurings]

[ do it. ]

You know I'm really not scared of you, right? [ aside from that one time. when his brain was on fire. but it's really important to her that he knows that. ]

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[LOOMS]

You know I'm not really going to buy a rocking chair and a shotgun, right?

[He knows.]

[lurings]

Yeah.

Can I come steal a soda?

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Only if you bring your petunia bee stick with you.

[Yes.

A thousand times yes, come hide under his tail.]

[lurings]

Are you going to steal it?

[ DO YOU WANNA DO A THREAD BC IM LIKE HELLA NEEDY AND i can put a starter in the log i already have y/n? ]

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[Is it dog-shaped? Then he'll steal it.]

No. Just want to see it.

[She might be able to get him to wear it, though. Never mind that she's 18, not 3. Dad game 2 strong.

SURE THING YES OF COURSE]

[lurings]

Ok. Be right there.

[ voila! ]