infomodder | IC contact [Mask or Menace]

???? [ translation: ELABORATE PLEASE. ] And what sort of care does that include?

[Elaborating is tricky. Ugh.]

That I won't try to keep you from her, for one thing. And she won't try to keep you from me.

[It was like a custody battle is what he's saying.]

I can't decide if it's cute or insulting that either of you thought you could try.

[ she doesn't throw shade, she casts eclipses. ]

[If she wants to go this route, they can totally go this route. Tough love and all.]

About how I felt when she told me you said something about how she needed to be nicer to me. [You wanna go kiddo we're going we're going to Minnesota so help me] Unless she was lying about that?

I asked her not to be rude about you because you don't deserve it, that's not the same thing and you know it. She treats you like a criminal.

I'm not very nice to her, either. [Which has a lot to do with their initial meeting, of course, but if Will is going to do something to get Freddie Lounds to be kinder to him, it'll be on his terms. Their terms.] If I was a rolling wet doormat that she continually kicked, that would be one thing. That's not the case. I hold my own against her.

[Perhaps it's good Abigail didn't get to see their first run-in here.

Rude about him, not to him. Ah, ah, there is a difference. He sees it, gets it.]

Freddie and I don't treat each other very well, but that's just how we are. It's how we operate around each other. It's familiar. It would be very strange for us to be any other way.

[Everything with Freddie is pretty strange right now, but they've made a clear enough deal that they'll still be them. Perception is key.]

[ what will can't see through text is abigail's forlorn sigh like why can't y'all just be friends so my friends can be friends because sadly they don't make that emote. and abigail doesn't use emotes, she and marissa just snapchatted their judgy faces. maybe she will text will a judgy face... ]

[ no, really, that's the text. :) ]

Edited 2014-08-30 05:53 (UTC)

[There's a minute or so on his end before:]

is that lipstick

[Better to go out kissing the boys than gutting them, he guesses.

This is a step up.]

It's tinted chapstick, Mom. Have you ever thought of being nice to her?

that is not tinted that is cotton candy freshly picked flower PINK

[Everyone's trying to drive him crazy, this proves it. Yes, that's all she's getting.]

Petunia, actually good call. Still Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm. Your Y chromosome is setting you up to fail, Special Agent Graham.

Burt's Bees is full of crap. I wouldn't wear that. That's not tinted lip balm, that is very hydrated lipstick.

[Also might actually be full of bee crap, who knows with them.]

It's just Will now. No title. And yes, I've thought of being nice to Freddie, but I've also thought of adopting a chinchilla, realized it would not work out well for anyone, and moved onto thinking about other things.

[ she's not going to stop calling him special agent graham, he will have to keep reminding her because that's how she sees him. if alana stopped being a psychiatrist, abigail would still see her as dr bloom, same with hannibal. meanwhile she will be sneaking into his bait shop and leaning plain bert's bees lip balm on the counter in the middle of the night. ]

If you're this fussy about chapstick what are you going to do if I actually wear lipstick. Or get asked out on a date?

[ she'll bounce back to freddie. this is too amusing. ]

[How long can he avoid talking about Freddie Lounds being right in regards to his special status, about how he lied to her, let's see.

What next, hand lotion???]

Put a rocking chair on the front porch and buy a shotgun.

[A pretentious rocking chair.]

[ ~~lotion in a basket~~. conditioner is next. ]

You're never meeting my friends.

[ she says like she lives with him and her friends will often be on his porch. or like she has friends. (does stiles count? she's not going to ask.) but if any start to exist, will is not allowed to silently threaten to shotgun them. ]

Edited 2014-08-30 19:40 (UTC)

[~~better come with a dog~~ maybe he'll use it]

You realize I read everything on the network right

[daddy stalker]

So I won't use the network.

[ SO THERE. ]

[THEN HOW WILL U MAKE AC]

I didn't realize I scared you that much.

[ 5000000000 logs. ]

I'm not scared of you. Don't be dramatic. I just don't want my legal guardian threatening boys I like with shotguns on a porch. Unless you don't want me to have friends and just have cats?

[drops will in all of them staring menacingly]

You can talk to whoever the hell you want, Abigail. Talk, hang out, whatever. [Use protection. Like Hannibal. Full body murder condom. The boy won't feel a thing!] It was a joke. I'm not unaware that you're capable of holding of your own.

[Buys her a pocket knife
plays with her hair
call me Garret]

[ do it. ]

You know I'm really not scared of you, right? [ aside from that one time. when his brain was on fire. but it's really important to her that he knows that. ]