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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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[GODDAMNIT NO]

Chilton was abducted and cut open, had his organs pulled out of him, managed to stay alive with the help of Freddie pumping air into him. [Cut open is better than gutting, perhaps?] It's a miracle he didn't die before they got him to the hospital. That sort of damage can't ever be undone. Difficult to recover from. According to him, he has trouble with digestion. It may be far more bothersome. Not equally.

[Will doesn't buy it, that along with proteins and particular fibers, crappy wine reacts the same way. But since he planted the idea in her and she took it to the next level, best to do what he can to stamp it out.

Dietary restrictions are important. Bonus since it could lead back to Will having mentioned it, suggested it, having gone that extra step and secured Abigail to do the real dirty work. Boxed wine may not be an ear, but it still hits him in a way that he can't like.

He hopes she gets it because he needs to be wearing his own shoes as much as possible.]

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[ there's another long pause.

really, it's lucky he explained chilton's injuries because they sound so familiar and she can see it so clearly. but it's not chilton she sees, but will slumped against the cabinets, hands pressed to his abdomen before they reached out to press against her throat. third time he saved her life and she can't even thank him for it. ]

Fine.

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[He wants to ask, but he has a feeling it'll get him berried in return.

He had the ability to ask questions for months and never had, had pieces he did not put together because he had the feeling it would be healthier for him, personally, not to. That he could be something closer to happy without knowing.

But with Abigail, he's wondering if it's not better for her to have someone to say it all to, someone who won't try to pick apart anything she did in her final hours and compare her to her father. Someone who won't prod her mind.

Dangerous for both of them, no matter how they swing it. Isn't that history repeating itself, too?]

Freddie and I talked about you when we went out for drinks.

[Because refusing to answer Abigail's question was rude.]

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Why?

And what about?

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Because we care about you.

[He and Freddie are something of a "we" in more ways than one now, which is not lost on him.]

And it was about what sort of care that included.

[Care like real care or care like "I care but if you fuck this up I will kill you"—typical stuff.]

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???? [ translation: ELABORATE PLEASE. ] And what sort of care does that include?

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[Elaborating is tricky. Ugh.]

That I won't try to keep you from her, for one thing. And she won't try to keep you from me.

[It was like a custody battle is what he's saying.]

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I can't decide if it's cute or insulting that either of you thought you could try.

[ she doesn't throw shade, she casts eclipses. ]

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[If she wants to go this route, they can totally go this route. Tough love and all.]

About how I felt when she told me you said something about how she needed to be nicer to me. [You wanna go kiddo we're going we're going to Minnesota so help me] Unless she was lying about that?

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I asked her not to be rude about you because you don't deserve it, that's not the same thing and you know it. She treats you like a criminal.

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I'm not very nice to her, either. [Which has a lot to do with their initial meeting, of course, but if Will is going to do something to get Freddie Lounds to be kinder to him, it'll be on his terms. Their terms.] If I was a rolling wet doormat that she continually kicked, that would be one thing. That's not the case. I hold my own against her.

[Perhaps it's good Abigail didn't get to see their first run-in here.

Rude about him, not to him. Ah, ah, there is a difference. He sees it, gets it.]

Freddie and I don't treat each other very well, but that's just how we are. It's how we operate around each other. It's familiar. It would be very strange for us to be any other way.

[Everything with Freddie is pretty strange right now, but they've made a clear enough deal that they'll still be them. Perception is key.]

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[ what will can't see through text is abigail's forlorn sigh like why can't y'all just be friends so my friends can be friends because sadly they don't make that emote. and abigail doesn't use emotes, she and marissa just snapchatted their judgy faces. maybe she will text will a judgy face... ]



[ no, really, that's the text. :) ]

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[There's a minute or so on his end before:]

is that lipstick

[Better to go out kissing the boys than gutting them, he guesses.

This is a step up.]

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It's tinted chapstick, Mom. Have you ever thought of being nice to her?

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that is not tinted that is cotton candy freshly picked flower PINK

[Everyone's trying to drive him crazy, this proves it. Yes, that's all she's getting.]

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Petunia, actually good call. Still Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm. Your Y chromosome is setting you up to fail, Special Agent Graham.

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Burt's Bees is full of crap. I wouldn't wear that. That's not tinted lip balm, that is very hydrated lipstick.

[Also might actually be full of bee crap, who knows with them.]

It's just Will now. No title. And yes, I've thought of being nice to Freddie, but I've also thought of adopting a chinchilla, realized it would not work out well for anyone, and moved onto thinking about other things.

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[ she's not going to stop calling him special agent graham, he will have to keep reminding her because that's how she sees him. if alana stopped being a psychiatrist, abigail would still see her as dr bloom, same with hannibal. meanwhile she will be sneaking into his bait shop and leaning plain bert's bees lip balm on the counter in the middle of the night. ]

If you're this fussy about chapstick what are you going to do if I actually wear lipstick. Or get asked out on a date?

[ she'll bounce back to freddie. this is too amusing. ]

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[How long can he avoid talking about Freddie Lounds being right in regards to his special status, about how he lied to her, let's see.

What next, hand lotion???]

Put a rocking chair on the front porch and buy a shotgun.

[A pretentious rocking chair.]

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[ lotion in a basket. conditioner is next. ]

You're never meeting my friends.

[ she says like she lives with him and her friends will often be on his porch. or like she has friends. (does stiles count? she's not going to ask.) but if any start to exist, will is not allowed to silently threaten to shotgun them. ]

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[better come with a dog maybe he'll use it]

You realize I read everything on the network right

[daddy stalker]

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So I won't use the network.

[ SO THERE. ]

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I didn't realize I scared you that much.

[brokenteacup]

[ 5000000000 logs. ]

I'm not scared of you. Don't be dramatic. I just don't want my legal guardian threatening boys I like with shotguns on a porch. Unless you don't want me to have friends and just have cats?

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[drops will in all of them staring menacingly]

You can talk to whoever the hell you want, Abigail. Talk, hang out, whatever. [Use protection. Like Hannibal. Full body murder condom. The boy won't feel a thing!] It was a joke. I'm not unaware that you're capable of holding of your own.

[Buys her a pocket knife
plays with her hair
call me Garret]