IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[hackitude]

Says YOU

Maybe the dude was fastidious about his facial hair.

[infomodder]

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
No one looks like that all the time
Doesn't matter how fastidious he was
Unless he just could not grow any hair in any other place I'm calling bull

[hackitude]

I'm not saying he looks like that all the time. Just for a photograph. Photographs were like special occasions back then, right?

[infomodder]

They were very special occasions.
My father and I would spend the entire morning getting ready for them.

[BECAUSE HE'S THAT OLD RIGHT]

omg i can't believe this fell through my inbox i'm so sorry

[hackitude]

you're so full of crap

NEVER FORGIVEN

[infomodder]

No really.
We had to get as much sleep as possible so we would look our best, which meant going to bed early. Then we got up early to bathe. This was one time when we didn't have to share water like usual, when we just bathed once a week. I got my OWN bath. Then I had to use this pomade in my hair to fix it how it should look, and we had hand fans to keep from getting too sweaty in between. Lots of cheek pinching before the picture. By the time you sat still long enough for it to go through, you'd look just right, so you really had to pinch the hell out of them.

[FULL OF CRAP]

[hackitude]

dude

you are NOT that old

[infomodder]

1880

[hackitude]

SOOOO FULL OF IT

[infomodder]

And have been for 144 years!

[hackitude]

I know I called you a fossil but that is taking it a BIT far

[infomodder]

w/e
gotta load up on some more dog treats for Trotsky
or should I just keep more dog food in general in the back room
more dog food
I can do that
and a bed
he needs a bed
a tiny bed for his tiny cute ankle bruising fluffy self

[hackitude]

Are you gonna be my doggy daddy, Mr. G

[infomodder]

[Since when did his shop start playing Marvin Gaye oh wait that's in his head]

I would proudly be your doggy daddy, yes.

[hackitude]

There are so many jokes I could make here

I hope you appreciate my restraint in taking the high road

[infomodder]

You set that one up! I was just going along.

[hackitude]

I totally did.

Surprise, I'm a terrible friend.

Aren't you glad.

[infomodder]

As joyous as a Christmas tree in March.