IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[hackitude]

This is your fault somehow. Take responsibility. Help me come up with a name for him.

[infomodder]

BRUISER

[hackitude]

Are you kidding me

Does he LOOK like a Bruiser? He's tiny!

[infomodder]

He looks like an ankle Bruiser.
And a mop.
He's like a dust bunny and a dust buster combined.
Samson? Bandit? Captain Fuzzbucket?

[hackitude]

Bandit's cute. Though you know, kind of a "you" name more than a "me" name.

Hmmm. What about... Proxy? Or Chekhov?

[infomodder]

Oh tech talk
What's that one shortcut button that closes whatever you've got open?
Fsomething??
You could name him that.
Because he looks like he makes frowns disappear like that button gets rid of your windows.

[hackitude]

I'm not naming my dog Alt-F4.

[infomodder]

What about Sunny?
Then you got Sunny and Skye.

[hackitude]

Huh. He actually does look a bit like a Sunny. But I think that's probably too teeth-rottingly cute even for me.

Oh oh I've got one.

Trotsky? He could totally be a Trotsky. Plus. It's funny.

[Skye, your sense of humour needs work.]

[infomodder]

you're just asking for someone to give him the ax

[It's okay, so does Will's.]

[hackitude]

Okay but he totally lived to a ripe old age before that

Also, dude was SMART.

[infomodder]

This dog has better eyebrows.
You'd be insulting him.
Or you could just make them match.

[hackitude]

Wow, cruelty to animals much.

[infomodder]

And naming him after that guy isn't????

[hackitude]

Excuse you. Trotsky was totally hot.

[infomodder]

Hot to trot did not come from hot to Trotsky.
How the hell was he hot? Just explain it to me.

[hackitude]

What's not to like?

[infomodder]

[michael bay directs tRotsky

only the R is backwards and russian and used wrongly and pisses everyone off]

The fact that he wears all the green in the house?
You'd never be allowed to wear green.
I like wearing green.

[hackitude]

You don't know that he wears that in the house. Maybe that's just his portrait sitting coat.

[infomodder]

We don't even know if that is a portrait sitting coat. It might have been added in. Or the color changed later when he didn't like how it turned out.
I don't think his facial hair was really THAT well kept.

[hackitude]

You're not exactly in a position to complain about other dudes' unkempt manes, Mr. G.

[infomodder]

I'm not complaining.
I'm speaking as an authority.
No one has facial hair that well kept. It just doesn't happen.

[hackitude]

Says YOU

Maybe the dude was fastidious about his facial hair.

[infomodder]

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
No one looks like that all the time
Doesn't matter how fastidious he was
Unless he just could not grow any hair in any other place I'm calling bull

[hackitude]

I'm not saying he looks like that all the time. Just for a photograph. Photographs were like special occasions back then, right?