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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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i made him drink boxed wine
for a friend
clothing and ice cream
are you listing things girls like

[CHAMPION OF HIS HEART guess who prodded at Chilton for the boxed wine fight.]

troy? i saw that discussion he must be a saint nothing wrong with boxed wine not just girls how can anyone not like ice cream some of my dogs back where i'm from liked ice cream a lot found that out the hard way

we go back
and fred makes it too easy
anyone who spends more than five dollars on wine is an idiot
i like ice cream
just sucks as a bribe
i have raccoons to steal it for me

he been here a long time, too? please tell me you call him fred to his face i'm sure he appreciates it so you've been using the minions to steal ice cream you're a thief is what i'm getting which stores i need to call the fuzz this is a serious matter

we were the City together
before
the fred thing is new
i didn't know he had a name until troy cut me off from his wine cellar
it's not real thieving if they don't notice

the place before this one i heard about it a little bit i'm sure his long-term patients have names for him other than fred

[like dead
it rhymes]

that's a dangerous line of thought leads to anarchy

what's wrong with anarchy?

it's only okay when the sex pistols do it otherwise it's a mess

as an agent of the government
sure
but it's more fun

not an agent!!!

[In every way. Never gonna get that Special Agent Will Graham title, nope.]

it's all fun and games until someone in your pro-anarchy party turns out to be an agent of the government or gets TOO into it next thing you know? you're sold into slavery doing retail with smooth jazz muzak or stabbed in the back then there's never going to be fun in your life ever again

all i learned from that is you were a man slave at some point in your life

[Accurate in its own way.]

does that make finding my lines more exciting

slightly
but still no full confession for you

for now i see i'll have to turn up the heat on what to make you and the groupies do they have names???

the good ones
when they're not hiding my shiny things for fun

you take away their names when they're bad? talk about a time bomb for identity crises multiple ones

you can't take away a name
i just refuse to acknowledge it
they learned to deal with it and carry on
unlike mr. registration

might make them think they're going crazy though that seems a bad idea with wild animals mostly wild animals wait are we back to talk about miles or did you name one mr. registration

the first one
it's just a nickname
i'm trying to get to catch on
and you underestimate their sense of self
it's about all they have
next to an extreme soap opera addiction

[Hahaha, wait for them to kill someone and go crazy, it's great times for everyone (no it's not, God it is not).]

have you told other people it might catch on the more you tell regular soaps or spanish soaps?

[ Raccoons gone crazy would be the next Sci-Fi movie hit and you know it Will ]

wow
if only i had thought of that
you really were fbi
both
eduardo didn't work for a week when estacia went into a coma

[Write a loose script and film it, rake in the dough.]

yes but i charged them for my services you get it for free that's bs can't just not work every time someone goes into a coma no one would work ever again

lies
i pay for it with my wit and charm
that's why there's a constant cycle
you need at least one back-up raccoon crew per job
they get invested

monetary payment $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and all wait are you saying you dispose of them when they get too invested send them to sleep with the clams? that's villainy

send them to sleep in the tv room
eventually they get cycled back in
i would never hurt a raccoon
i saved them from a world ending
they owe me too much now

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