infomodder | IC contact [Mask or Menace]

okay
you should make dinner
for me
for a house warming or raccoon indentured servitude signing or something

i can do that you like fish? i can cook fish pretty well and some staple foods, you could call them i don't do meat so much anymore

poor fish
not cute enough to live
i don't really care
so long as i'm not cooking it

it has nothing to do with being cute how many racoons are you bringing give me an estimate the freezer's usually full if i can make it but frozen isn't the same as prepared how big is your entourage no one goes hungry

okay
down to just one bee and a surprise
for being nice to the groupies
someone needs to cover for me at the office
and house
so
just the main five

is the surprise another bee five sounds great i can handle five when's good for you i'm my own boss so you know the schedule is pretty much whatever i say for work

[Because your teenager is not work.]

then it wouldn't be a surprise
and do you even have a table yet
or are you just living in piles of dog beds and fish eyes

it's government housing we have a table gunther doesn't even live in his dog bed keeps trying to get in mine he's not very bright his breed is bright he's kind of stupid

[the fish eyes are in the freezer

for now]

how is wanting the better bed not smart
but you moved to virginia to live exactly the same way
you might want to listen to his advice more
and i am free
whenever you're done playing french fry delivery boy

[There's one line.]

you don't always get what you want learning to accept that is a good step a smart step he has yet to master it he does not realize i have trained far stupider, more stubborn, and outright hostile dogs than him he's outmatched she's as fine as can be at the moment are you going to stalk me now too?

i didn't know it was world war dog
fight on

when it's interesting

it is i have a soundtrack for it and everything what's so interesting about it?

you have a lot of drama for a dog fighting fish man
there's interest

[ But you're the one dishing back her crap, so she's team Will. ]

[He needs people on his team that aren't Hannibal. His world buddies would probably shove him in Hannibal's frying pan to get out of anything, and not metaphorically.]

i used to work with the fbi done law enforcement all my life lots of drama have you ever been to mardi gras and had to be sober? you'll never forget it

and to be accused and cleared of murder
can't believe she quit writing about dogs
who even does that
and i try to be no where in crowds larger than me sober

[Goddamnit.]

cat people she's very much a cat person she even let a cat out of the bags could've been worse didn't have the choice it was for work you should get your own shop there's no "try" what you say goes it's pretty damn refreshing

[ah ha, april being in charge of a business. how fast can someone file for a fire insurance claim?]

don't blame cats
they're differently abled in adorableness
but
being government's about the same
law making
not enforcing
it just involves more posing
and spreading the misery
i actually get paid to poke miles with a stick

[Of all people to mention.]

if i blame my dogs for their bad behavior i can also blame cats is the stick sharp how sharp can you make it

[ Hard to miss all the yelling at her boss, Will. The fun, entertaining yelling. ]

it's not just that
you're prejudice
cats only get bad once you hit the double digits
i don't rec it
still figuring it out
no blood drawn yet

[So far, angry dog has yelled at nosy lawyer and somewhat at Roomba. SO FAR]

i am not prejudiced if i wasn't so open about how much i like dogs you wouldn't be saying that YOU'RE prejudiced what's his reaction? is it a shout or a squeak

i am
but that's just because i'm better than people
i can't help it
just don't hate on cat people for the cat part
he told me he'd come to like me over time
i had to go scream in his office
and
well
i can't tell a cop the rest
but i will win

[Will is forever amazed that people think he's like those GROSS other cops.]

and such a healthy ego too i'm not a cop i haven't been one in years not one here i have no ties to them gonna keep it that way you can tell me

lies
unless it's some weird secret pact of the fish shop guys
to poke around on the internet
trying to solve crimes
and what do i get for sharing?

the last thing my career with the fbi did for me was shove me off in chilton's hospital for being something i'm not trust me i don't want to deal with law enforcement after that

[It's true but it's not, but it's true enough for the purposes of being here. Here, he can't work to catch the one who set him up and took Abigail from the world. He can't catch the Copycat. Not here. So, until Ripper murders start popping up or someone exerts Jack Crawford-levels of guilt tripping, until Will's thing is revealed to someone who gets it?

He is not going back.]

free punny fish shirts for life ?

fred's place?
well
cruel and unusual

[ That explained a lot ]

close
but not enough
if i get him really good
i'm sure the whole network will know
but i'm already forcing him to give him money and he sent internet hugs
so
a process

a surprisingly hard choice

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU

a little yes

if only you had an enemy bigger than your apathy you could've won

the lyrics of her soul

just don't get ripped...

and stabbed in the back. they were right all along

mumford and his musically talented sons moonlight as prophets, no wonder the hipsters love them

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