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some people take more time to adjust than others speaking of weird why is it always the balls not like "i hope she cut the back of the ankle so he couldn't walk for days without wincing and had a limp" just straight to the balls

okay
point
but ankles?
seriously
capital w will
at least the pancreas
so they have an awkward conversation whenever they get to third base
if you're looking to spice it up

i wouldn't suggest the pancreas to someone who didn't have good knowledge of the body need the pancreas more than the nads that's not a fair target point on someone just being a jerk you could really screw someone over for life if you messed it up too much

boring

what, the science of the human body? it's the opposite of boring always something different going on with it

Edited 2014-08-03 05:43 (UTC)

caring about theoretical jerk maulings
worse things happen to better people here
not in theory
all the time
you have to laugh at the little things
shark bait

[Will Graham. Laughing. Ah...]

maybe i care about misinformation and pancreases not the theoretical jerk maulings i've figured that one out this place doesn't discriminate are you ordering me around carmilla

that a problem?

if it is, is it a problem i just have to deal with?

totally depends
just answer

not yet it is not YET a problem

oh so what
there's a line
that's exciting

[this is going to bite his ass if he ever goes home]

got a line or two i actually have several you know because i sell fishing gear which is extremely exciting

oh my god
i am going to put bees in your towel rack

bullshit you would not i don't beelieve it

okay
you should make dinner
for me
for a house warming or raccoon indentured servitude signing or something

i can do that you like fish? i can cook fish pretty well and some staple foods, you could call them i don't do meat so much anymore

poor fish
not cute enough to live
i don't really care
so long as i'm not cooking it

it has nothing to do with being cute how many racoons are you bringing give me an estimate the freezer's usually full if i can make it but frozen isn't the same as prepared how big is your entourage no one goes hungry

okay
down to just one bee and a surprise
for being nice to the groupies
someone needs to cover for me at the office
and house
so
just the main five

is the surprise another bee five sounds great i can handle five when's good for you i'm my own boss so you know the schedule is pretty much whatever i say for work

[Because your teenager is not work.]

then it wouldn't be a surprise
and do you even have a table yet
or are you just living in piles of dog beds and fish eyes

it's government housing we have a table gunther doesn't even live in his dog bed keeps trying to get in mine he's not very bright his breed is bright he's kind of stupid

[the fish eyes are in the freezer

for now]

how is wanting the better bed not smart
but you moved to virginia to live exactly the same way
you might want to listen to his advice more
and i am free
whenever you're done playing french fry delivery boy

[There's one line.]

you don't always get what you want learning to accept that is a good step a smart step he has yet to master it he does not realize i have trained far stupider, more stubborn, and outright hostile dogs than him he's outmatched she's as fine as can be at the moment are you going to stalk me now too?

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noooo not the puns

it's either puns or cannibalism

a surprisingly hard choice

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU

a little yes

if only you had an enemy bigger than your apathy you could've won

the lyrics of her soul

just don't get ripped...

and stabbed in the back. they were right all along

mumford and his musically talented sons moonlight as prophets, no wonder the hipsters love them

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