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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[infomodder]

free clams??
my world buddies are here
but we're not all buddies
in any form of the word
it's complicated
and most of them are above cash register work
education-wise i mean
they wouldn't do it
i wouldn't want them to

[aggressiveapathy]

not even your teenager?

[ Someone does not have a monopoly on the network stalking game. ]

[infomodder]

[thank joseph smith this is text]

if she wanted to, i'd let her
but i think she deserves more than that

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Well, then. She'd put her money on it just being a world thing. But deserving better? ]
yeah
history
okay
so you could commandeer a different less amazing teen
my stupid boss is making people into career councilors
some registration hater they meet will want the job

[infomodder]

lots of history
why would i want a teen if i could get a raccoon for the right reward
people would come by JUST to see the raccoon and experience it taking their money and give out proper change
they can also get away with biting/scratching customers
i can't get away with that
teenagers can't get away with that
perfect cashier

[aggressiveapathy]

ikr?
tell that to city government
so ungrateful
the things people bitch about
they deserve a gnawing
just don't leave the trash can out

[infomodder]

you tell them for me
but don't include my name

[Government work! The benefits were pretty nice.

Until they got taken away and he was put on the same plan as a bunch of criminally insane people stuck under Chilton's care.

"care"

"""care"""]

never leave the trash out around raccoons
i'll just feed them whatever they want
i'm pretty good with them, too
if they're like mathematically competent versions of the wild ones i had back home
i'd be pretty good with yours
the bats can stay with you though
preferably stay with you

[Yes, his raccoon history is...good.]

[aggressiveapathy]

picky
the raccoons may work for food and petting and occasional blackmail material
but keeping the others away takes payment to me

[infomodder]

[Ah hell.]

i can do food and petting
probably blackmail
depends on what you want for blackmail and who against
i'm not good with bats
it's not being picky it's being honest
admitting flaws
and so you're taking advantage of it
what's your payment, then?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah well
clearly
i'm a
what is it
morally grey type of person
i haven't been coy on that point
how many dogs do you have now?

[infomodder]

[Koi.]

i appreciate you being up front about it
very heroic of you
i still just have the one
why
what do you want with my dog

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Heroic. God ]

never use that word
a fair trade
you get to spend time with my minions
i get to visit yours

[infomodder]

[laughing alone with salad]

does it apply to heroic or all the other forms
hero, heroism, heroes, etc.
you can visit him whenever
he's most always in the shop with me
stays pretty close
you'd like him, he's a odd breed
he has a mustache/beard
not a regular mutt

[aggressiveapathy]

aren't you supposed to be smart or something
you can figure that one out
and cool
but i'm calling dibs on alone time walks
once in a while
talking dogs are adorable but sometimes you just need a break you know

[infomodder]

more like "or something"
sure, whatever, whenever you want
there's leashes and collars by the door
that was something i set up pretty quickly
and idk about talking dogs other than ace
but my roommate here is a talking wolf
head's up
on that one

[aggressiveapathy]

i live with ace
and other responsible adult types
1-10 how concerned is the wolf about the impending werewolf invasion?

[infomodder]

[Jealousy +10]

she hasn't mentioned it
probably not very concerned
i'm not concerned about the impending werewolf invasion
are you?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's just something he's mentioned
a time or two

[ Look how craftily she isn't answering that, aw yeah. After years of working for a guy that can always tell when you're lying, April has found it's better to just omit whenever possible. ]

so you took your wolf friend to virginia
any other house guests i should be ready to invade the personal space of

[infomodder]

[Oh yes, he sees it, files it away. Smart and all that.]

no it's just me and her as far as imports go
probably stay that way
you know how humans are and their prejudices about wolves
probably
think it's crazy
don't give them a chance

[aggressiveapathy]

wait
is she an import or not

[infomodder]

she is!
but it's still different for humans
the kind of humans i know from worlds without all this superpowered whatever the hell you want to call it

[He doesn't have a problem with dogs. Or dog creatures. No. Not at all.]

normally don't get so close to wolves you move in with them, even if they do talk and
are respectful

[aggressiveapathy]

people are stupid no matter what super level
life is weird
they need to just
adjust
i hope she went for the balls of any jerk that didn't want to live with her

[infomodder]

some people take more time to adjust than others
speaking of weird
why is it always the balls
not like
"i hope she cut the back of the ankle so he couldn't walk for days without wincing and had a limp"
just straight to the balls

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
point
but ankles?
seriously
capital w will
at least the pancreas
so they have an awkward conversation whenever they get to third base
if you're looking to spice it up

[infomodder]

i wouldn't suggest the pancreas to someone who didn't have good knowledge of the body
need the pancreas more than the nads
that's not a fair target point on someone just being a jerk
you could really screw someone over for life if you messed it up too much