IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[textualhealing]

[Fred is the biggest dumbass though. He should know this by now.]

I don't mind talking. Better to. You start ignoring and he might pursue. Hide in plain sight, right?

[infomodder]

[It always ends up in tears and blood and seaside vacations, s2g.]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[textualhealing]

Exactly. I can't help being so alluring.

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Must be the hair.

[textualhealing]

You think? Yeah, maybe. Thanks. I guess it is pretty God like.
Probably why he hasn't gone for you yet.

[Get a haircut, you hippy.]

[infomodder]

So never get it cut, then. Can do.

[He doesn't need Delilah to bring down the house, he just needs a nice cliff. Things Will may look back at one day and feel sick over. Good job, Jeff.]

[textualhealing]

[Sorry :c He can't help it if Will makes friends with awful people.]

Except one day, when you're sleeping, I'm gonna give you a make over and you're gonna look amazing.

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As long as you don't cut my throat while you're at it.

[textualhealing]

I have literally no idea why you'd think I'd ever do that. I said makeover not murder.

[infomodder]

[Some people have funny, damaged ideas of change. It's not you, Jeff. It's that Hannibal Lecter.]

Why do you have to do that while I'm sleeping?

[And who says murder can't look amazing anyway?]

[textualhealing]

[Will, no. Stop.]

I can do it while you're awake if you're willing. I'm telling you, you got the face of a model. We clean you up and get you wearing something that isn't plaid or covered in old man leather elbow pads and you might actually look pretty fashionable.

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Is it really impossible for you to believe I'm happy as is?

[You know who'd also been in that boat? HANNIBAL LECTER. Yeah he sensitive about this.]

[textualhealing]

I'm sure you are. Doesn't mean you can't have the occasional makeover. Look at me, I'm perfect, but I still go for the pamper days.

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I'm not you.

[textualhealing]

Shit really?

[infomodder]

Found out this morning
:(

[textualhealing]

That must be heartbreaking for you.
Kinda sad to realise you're not my clone :(

[infomodder]

The worst part?
Coping with this shortness.
Weather's different down here and everything.

[textualhealing]

At least you don't have to cope with headbutting door frames, ceiling fans and low hanging lights.

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Grass is always greener on the other side.

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Seriously though
Youre perfect just the way you are
No homo.

[infomodder]

You don't need to no homo me, Jeff
But thanks
You're nicely put together yourself

[textualhealing]

Stop. You'll make me blush.
Or hulk out.
Idk which is worse for my complexion.

[infomodder]

<3

[textualhealing]

I should never have taught you that.