IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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You already pay us with rent.
Sounds fine to me. You know where everything is. April and I can coop up in our room for an evening. Or go out to dinner with Abigail if that's what you'd prefer.

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You don't have to hide away, it's cool. It's not a woman.

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[Implying he's afraid of women!!?!??!]

I didn't mean hide, I just meant give you personal space.
Unless you want us to join?

[He doesn't mean like THAT.]

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No.
I mean if you want to you can.
But I'm not asking you to.
But you can. If you want. It's fine. It's not a personal space kind of thing.

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Jeff
you don't need to ask beforehand any time you want someone to come over.
Unless you're bringing in someone of ill repute we might take issue with, just tell us you're having someone over and it's fine. Throw one of the couch pillows at us if you have to. This is your place, too.
We're your friends not your jailers.

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Will
Pretty much everyone I know is of ill repute.

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I mostly meant that fellow you played advocate for.
There's your line.
Better?

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So I can invite anyone so long as they're not Satan? I guess that's fair.

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Glad you understand.

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You know I'm not like bffls with him right? That was strictly a business deal for ratings.

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Glad to hear that, too.
Still don't want him in my house.
Or near me.

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Don't want him in the house either.
He's more interested in other people anyway.

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I'd do what I could to keep it that way, if I were you.

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Yeah. I do. He's screwed me over enough times already.
Some dumbasses like to try toying with him tho.

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That's one group of dumbass I'm okay not being included in.

[sry fred he's just mirroring jeff]

So you're not talking to him now? Since he's screwed you over.

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[Fred is the biggest dumbass though. He should know this by now.]

I don't mind talking. Better to. You start ignoring and he might pursue. Hide in plain sight, right?

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[It always ends up in tears and blood and seaside vacations, s2g.]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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Exactly. I can't help being so alluring.

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Must be the hair.

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You think? Yeah, maybe. Thanks. I guess it is pretty God like.
Probably why he hasn't gone for you yet.

[Get a haircut, you hippy.]

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So never get it cut, then. Can do.

[He doesn't need Delilah to bring down the house, he just needs a nice cliff. Things Will may look back at one day and feel sick over. Good job, Jeff.]

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[Sorry :c He can't help it if Will makes friends with awful people.]

Except one day, when you're sleeping, I'm gonna give you a make over and you're gonna look amazing.

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As long as you don't cut my throat while you're at it.

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I have literally no idea why you'd think I'd ever do that. I said makeover not murder.

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[Some people have funny, damaged ideas of change. It's not you, Jeff. It's that Hannibal Lecter.]

Why do you have to do that while I'm sleeping?

[And who says murder can't look amazing anyway?]