IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

Ok good. I believe you. You don't need to show me.

[infomodder]

Nice to hear.
This needs to remain between us, by the way.

[textualhealing]

Uh yeah, likewise. I don't want people knowing about adaption or hulk tbh. They can know about my balls tho. My balls aren't a secret.

[infomodder]

No problem. I only discuss your balls with April, though. Those are for you to expose. Not me.

[badum tish]

[textualhealing]

April sees my balls at work anyway.

[infomodder]

Why else do you think we've discussed them?

[textualhealing]

What else about me do you discuss?

[infomodder]

It's confidential.

[textualhealing]

Omg no it's not!! I have a right to know. Freedom of information act or some shit.

[infomodder]

Overruled!

[textualhealing]

Objection!!!!!!!!

[infomodder]

OVERRULLED!!!!!!
And this case is officially thrown out.

[textualhealing]

You're not even a real judge!

[infomodder]

I know where you sleep.

[textualhealing]

Yup, and you've slept all over it.

[infomodder]

That's what happens when we get shitfaced drunk on your bed, Jeff. I don't have the ability to go elsewhere.

[textualhealing]

Why were you even shitfaced drunk in my room?!

[infomodder]

You don't remember when you and I got drunk after you came back?

[textualhealing]

Did I drunk fuck again? That's awkward.

[infomodder]

No. It was just you and me, Jeff.

[textualhealing]

You and me. On a bed. Drunk. Should April know about this or is it our little secret?

[infomodder]

She already knows. Nothing happened, Jeff, we just got drunk.

[textualhealing]

Kinda aware of that already, will, considering I don't stick my dick in dudes. Nothing personal. It's just a lifestyle choice.

[infomodder]

[wHY DID HE BOTHER]

And a slice of pie from the local greasy diner to go with your milkshake, got it.
See you at dinner, Jeff.

[textualhealing]

Aw don't be like that :(