IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

Because that's my other power.
And it makes everything have a nice fruity taste.

[textualhealing]

Then just drink fruit juice, dude, don't drink bleach.

[infomodder]

You're missing the point.
I'm immune to poison. The only way to show that as true is to put poison in me. Or overdose on some drug, I assume. I haven't tried that one yet.

[textualhealing]

Plz don't try it.

[infomodder]

I wouldn't know where to get it if I wanted to, so we're good on that one.

[textualhealing]

Ok good. I believe you. You don't need to show me.

[infomodder]

Nice to hear.
This needs to remain between us, by the way.

[textualhealing]

Uh yeah, likewise. I don't want people knowing about adaption or hulk tbh. They can know about my balls tho. My balls aren't a secret.

[infomodder]

No problem. I only discuss your balls with April, though. Those are for you to expose. Not me.

[badum tish]

[textualhealing]

April sees my balls at work anyway.

[infomodder]

Why else do you think we've discussed them?

[textualhealing]

What else about me do you discuss?

[infomodder]

It's confidential.

[textualhealing]

Omg no it's not!! I have a right to know. Freedom of information act or some shit.

[infomodder]

Overruled!

[textualhealing]

Objection!!!!!!!!

[infomodder]

OVERRULLED!!!!!!
And this case is officially thrown out.

[textualhealing]

You're not even a real judge!

[infomodder]

I know where you sleep.

[textualhealing]

Yup, and you've slept all over it.

[infomodder]

That's what happens when we get shitfaced drunk on your bed, Jeff. I don't have the ability to go elsewhere.

[textualhealing]

Why were you even shitfaced drunk in my room?!

[infomodder]

You don't remember when you and I got drunk after you came back?

[textualhealing]

Did I drunk fuck again? That's awkward.

[infomodder]

No. It was just you and me, Jeff.