IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

[Totally is.]

I also shoot balls that you've seen before and have super cool/annoying adaptive powers.

[infomodder]

I remember your balls. [ok]
You've seen my eyes, I can't really show you the other one. Not unless you trust me to know what I'm doing.

[textualhealing]

Why? Is it dangerous?

[infomodder]

Would be for somebody else.
Are you willing to watch me put lethal poisons in my food and eat it without trying to stop me from doing so at any point? Or consume it straight. I can do that, too.

[textualhealing]

Why would you even?

[infomodder]

Because that's my other power.
And it makes everything have a nice fruity taste.

[textualhealing]

Then just drink fruit juice, dude, don't drink bleach.

[infomodder]

You're missing the point.
I'm immune to poison. The only way to show that as true is to put poison in me. Or overdose on some drug, I assume. I haven't tried that one yet.

[textualhealing]

Plz don't try it.

[infomodder]

I wouldn't know where to get it if I wanted to, so we're good on that one.

[textualhealing]

Ok good. I believe you. You don't need to show me.

[infomodder]

Nice to hear.
This needs to remain between us, by the way.

[textualhealing]

Uh yeah, likewise. I don't want people knowing about adaption or hulk tbh. They can know about my balls tho. My balls aren't a secret.

[infomodder]

No problem. I only discuss your balls with April, though. Those are for you to expose. Not me.

[badum tish]

[textualhealing]

April sees my balls at work anyway.

[infomodder]

Why else do you think we've discussed them?

[textualhealing]

What else about me do you discuss?

[infomodder]

It's confidential.

[textualhealing]

Omg no it's not!! I have a right to know. Freedom of information act or some shit.

[infomodder]

Overruled!

[textualhealing]

Objection!!!!!!!!

[infomodder]

OVERRULLED!!!!!!
And this case is officially thrown out.

[textualhealing]

You're not even a real judge!

[infomodder]

I know where you sleep.

[textualhealing]

Yup, and you've slept all over it.