infomodder: 2 poor 2 humble 2 be a shitlord (absolute shitpage)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote 2014-12-13 02:12 am (UTC)

[Oh precious child.]

Not really
but
he can what I don't and the plate'll be clean that way


[he's kidding

he will clean the plate after his dog slobbers all over it

or just toss scraps down since people get so fussy about their plates' purity
]

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