IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[infomodder]

not yet
it is not YET a problem

[aggressiveapathy]

oh so what
there's a line
that's exciting

[infomodder]

[this is going to bite his ass if he ever goes home]

got a line or two
i actually have several
you know
because i sell fishing gear
which is extremely exciting

noooo not the puns

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
i am going to put bees in your towel rack

it's either puns or cannibalism

[infomodder]

bullshit
you would not
i don't beelieve it

a surprisingly hard choice

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
you should make dinner
for me
for a house warming or raccoon indentured servitude signing or something

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU

[infomodder]

i can do that
you like fish?
i can cook fish pretty well
and some staple foods, you could call them
i don't do meat so much anymore

a little yes

[aggressiveapathy]

poor fish
not cute enough to live
i don't really care
so long as i'm not cooking it

if only you had an enemy bigger than your apathy you could've won

[infomodder]

it has nothing to do with being cute
how many racoons are you bringing
give me an estimate
the freezer's usually full if i can make it but frozen isn't the same as prepared
how big is your entourage
no one goes hungry

the lyrics of her soul

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
down to just one bee and a surprise
for being nice to the groupies
someone needs to cover for me at the office
and house
so
just the main five

just don't get ripped...

[infomodder]

is the surprise another bee
five sounds great
i can handle five
when's good for you
i'm my own boss so you know
the schedule is pretty much whatever i say
for work

[Because your teenager is not work.]

and stabbed in the back. they were right all along

[aggressiveapathy]

then it wouldn't be a surprise
and do you even have a table yet
or are you just living in piles of dog beds and fish eyes

mumford and his musically talented sons moonlight as prophets, no wonder the hipsters love them

[infomodder]

it's government housing
we have a table
gunther doesn't even live in his dog bed
keeps trying to get in mine
he's not very bright
his breed is bright
he's kind of stupid

[the fish eyes are in the freezer

for now]

[aggressiveapathy]

how is wanting the better bed not smart
but you moved to virginia to live exactly the same way
you might want to listen to his advice more
and i am free
whenever you're done playing french fry delivery boy

[infomodder]

[There's one line.]

you don't always get what you want
learning to accept that is a good step
a smart step
he has yet to master it
he does not realize i have trained far stupider, more stubborn, and outright hostile dogs than him
he's outmatched
she's as fine as can be at the moment
are you going to stalk me now too?

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't know it was world war dog
fight on

when it's interesting

[infomodder]

it is
i have a soundtrack for it and everything
what's so interesting about it?

[aggressiveapathy]

you have a lot of drama for a dog fighting fish man
there's interest

[ But you're the one dishing back her crap, so she's team Will. ]

[infomodder]

[He needs people on his team that aren't Hannibal. His world buddies would probably shove him in Hannibal's frying pan to get out of anything, and not metaphorically.]

i used to work with the fbi
done law enforcement all my life
lots of drama
have you ever been to mardi gras and had to be sober?
you'll never forget it

backdated to a few hours after abigail's post

[glassinine]

[ brrring brrrrring brrrrrring. ]

[infomodder]

[Oh good, he didn't have to do it himself.

When he picks up, he doesn't even try to hide that he's Displeased with who's calling, not in his voice. Why bother?]

How's the vacation?

[But he can be polite.

For a little while.]

[glassinine]

[ A slight hesitation. That's a cooler greeting than he anticipated. ]

Mr. Graham. I've...returned from it, actually.

[infomodder]

[It doesn't do to play all his cards at once.]

Doesn't tell me how it was. [He doesn't really care, either. It's just shit, and it needs to be cut.] Or what you want.

[There's cool and then there's cold.

This is verging into Arctic waters.]

[glassinine]

[ A hesitation, then: ]

I simply wanted to discuss a new arrival who seems to be of your acquaintance.

[infomodder]

I saw your conversation.

[He was not happy with it, nope. No. No one pries into Abigail's life ever, not on his watch.]

What do you want to discuss?